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I don't get it.
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Tip Of The Day.
Despite what the advert says, do not try to p-p-p-pick up a penguin. They're surprisingly heavy and may bite you.
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I think you'll find a lot of them are tommy coopers.before tim vine was out of school.
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Women walks into a bar and says to the guy behind the bar:
"I fancy a double-entendre"
he replies:
"I'll give you one..."
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Did you hear about the gay ghosts?
They put the willies up each other.Posted 1 year ago # -
I think you'll find a lot of them are tommy coopers.before tim vine was out of school.
[citation needed]
They aren't, as far as I'm aware, they just sound like it. That said, it's particuarly difficult to google because of the amount of times people have attributed them incorrectly.
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I only say that because the careered off the road, tom jones syndrome, heavy dog give me a lift, and skip outside ones were told to me by my dad in about 1980 doing a tommy cooper impersonation, I've been telling them ever since. A while before yer man Tim Vine was doing his thing..
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These are getting older, I hear a barrel being scraped.
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If I had an Oedipus complex and a time machine, I could be a self made man.
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I got sacked from my job on a building site yesterday.
The foreman said "I'm fed up with listening to that wheelbarrow you're pushing going squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak..."
I said "It's not my fault the wheelbarrow goes squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak...squeak..."
He said "Yes it is, it should be going squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak"Posted 1 year ago # -
"How High is a Chinaman."
"I don't know, how high is a chinaman?"
"No - How High is a Chinaman..."
You want chip widdat?
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redted - Member
Did you hear about the gay ghosts?
They put the willies up each other.
RAOTFLMAO
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Why don't fairies ever get pregnant?
Cos they only go to goblin parties.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks... They charged one and let the other one off.
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I asked my missus for a w**k the other night. Well she starts rubbing my willy with a key ring & I think, 'I'm just being fobbed off here'.
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Bloke gets on a bus with his six wives. An old woman sat there fuming at this sight until she could no longer restrain herself.She turned to him and said "Its disgusting....you aught to be bloody well hung!" He turns to her and says "I am missis, I am."
Sorry....my dad told me that when I were a nipper and I'm sixty bleedin four now!
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I used to enjoy selling pancakes, but recently, i couldn't give a crepe
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I used to enjoy making pancakes, but recently, I couldn't give a toss.
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