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1. Nick - Member

   Following on from the hysteria on the cat swinging thread I thought back as to what things I did as a kid, before I knew better, that I wouldn't do now.

   I remember my mum going mad when I showed her my attempts to turn slugs into the creatures inside Daleks by mixing them with various household products.

   Thanks for letting me share, had been bottling up the guilt memory for years, made a right mess it did.

   Can any slug defence handwringing keyboard warriors keep their hyperbolic dramatic performances on their own thread, thanks.

   Posted 6 months ago #
2. wwaswas - Member

   

   

   Wasn't me, really, and I don't know if the flies died of natural causes or not. but made me laugh.

   Posted 6 months ago #
3. rkk01 - Member

   Would not want to discuss on a public forum.....

   Posted 6 months ago #
4. mboy - Member

   A fat girl...

   Once...

   In my defence it had been months!

   

   EDIT: Sorry, couldn't resist the joke before someone else got there...

   Posted 6 months ago #
5. binners - Member

   This should go well. Coffee?

   Posted 6 months ago #
6. DrP - Member

   I rang my boss the other day, and said "I can't come in to work, I'm sick".
   She asked "well just how sick are you?"
   I said "I've just sh@gged the dog whilst eating the cat..."

   I'm here all night folks...

   DrP

   Posted 6 months ago #
7. allthegear - Member

   We we were still quite young, my younger brother and I found the fireworks and emptied the whole contents onto the barbecue outside. Somehow, I talked my younger brother into lighting it...

   VERY luckily, he only lost his eyebrows.

   Rachel

   Posted 6 months ago #
8. Cougar - Member

   Interesting question, but I don't think a public forum is the best place to be discussing my sex life.

   Posted 6 months ago #
9. neilsonwheels - Member

   This can only end in tears which should make for good reading.

   Posted 6 months ago #
10. UncleFred - Member

    8 years old. Sunny Day, Ants Nest, Magnifying glass.

    Posted 6 months ago #
11. ton - Member

    did a wee in a syringe, injected a orange with the wee and gave the orange to my step brother.

    i was 12.

    Posted 6 months ago #
12. Nick - Member

    pmsl @ ton, straight into first place

    Posted 6 months ago #
13. neilsonwheels - Member

    ton that's genius.!

    Posted 6 months ago #
14. binners - Member

    Ton - you evil genius!

    Posted 6 months ago #
15. ski - Member

    ton - Member

    did a wee in a syringe, injected a orange with the wee and gave the orange to my step brother.

    i was 12.

    We have a winner!

    Nice one ton

    Posted 6 months ago #
16. camo16 - Member

    Ton, please tell me your step brother is Jeremy Vine... it would make my day!

    * crosses fingers *

    Posted 6 months ago #
17. neilsonwheels - Member

    I once cleared a road gap.

    Posted 6 months ago #
18. wors - Member

    2 girls one cup...

    edit - nah not really

    Posted 6 months ago #
19. Rob Hilton - Member

    ^ What? You were in it?

    @Ton. Does he know?

    Posted 6 months ago #
20. Stoatsbrother - Member

    Not sure if this was me or by brother (we were young and it was a long time ago)

    Shot a bird with an air rifle - It didn't die - and its mate came to see what was going on... I can still hear the squawks...

    Posted 6 months ago #
21. BoardinBob - Member

    Aged 16, posted a note in the collection box at a church saying my mate was dying and had turned to God in his final days. (he wasn't and he hadn't)

    The minister turned up at my mates house on the Sunday with a bunch of flowers.

    Posted 6 months ago #
22. derek_starship - Member

    We used to dice frogs with a tennis racket and powerful first service!

    Also used to harvest slugs, line them up on a plank of wood and shoot them with my HW45 air pistol.

    Ants nests + lighter fuel + match

    Posted 6 months ago #
23. Nick - Member

    BoardinBob has just reminded me of something that happened a little more recently than 25 years ago.

    Friend of mine (shared house) was gushing about these two "brothers" from the church of latter day saints that had completely enlightened him, so much so that he was thinking about getting baptised.

    We all laughed, he then bet us each £10 that we couldn't sit through 5 "teachings" and not be as profoundly changed as he was.

    I accepted, made it through the 5 teachings, nice religion as religions go, not interested ta, collected £10.

    Anyway, the day comes when Mark is due to be baptised and gets picked up by some elder from the church, we wave him off, friend of mine, with a evil glint in his eyes leans over and whispers to me "just spiked him with some acid".

    About two hours later Mark is brought back and helped, giggling hysterically up to the house by a very pissed off looking elder, apparently he's gone fruityloops right in the middle of the service and they had to abandon it.

    Funny thing was, Mark thanked us and said it was the funniest day of his life!

    Posted 6 months ago #
24. Junkyard - Member

    is not a monster And i have not doen any of this
    Did once make my mum think i was a gay trasvestite but I am not sharing the details of how on here. iT was about the time i was trying to change my name to Thor God of thunder as I thought i t would be funny

    Posted 6 months ago #
25. AndyP - Member

    Ants nests + lighter fuel + match
    Dull. Ants nest & quick-drying varnish FTW.

    Posted 6 months ago #
26. GrahamS - Member

    Replies to this thread, cross-referenced with the handguns one, should keep the good folk at GCHQ busy for a while.

    Posted 6 months ago #
27. Sidney - Member

    Aged around 7-8 on holiday at summer house in Finland got my brothers to tell my mum I had died. Whole family come running out and the relief to find me still alive quickly turns to anger. This was maybe short while after 3 year old brother was rescued from drowning. Not my finest hour.

    Posted 6 months ago #
28. elaine anne - Member

    ive never done anything sick im a good girl !

    Posted 6 months ago #
29. AndyP - Member

    Replies to this thread, cross-referenced with the handguns one, should keep the good folk at GCHQ busy for a while. Yup, this is exactly the sort of stuff they're looking for.

    Posted 6 months ago #
30. wwaswas - Member

    mountaingoat sees the line and doesn't just cross it but leaps across with both feet.

    Posted 6 months ago #
31. GrahamS - Member

    Yup, this is exactly the sort of stuff they're looking for.

    True, this is more the kind of thing that comes out afterwards during the inquest.

    Posted 6 months ago #
32. Mulletus Maximus - Member

    Sunny Day, Ants Nest, Magnifying glass.

    Same as. Also used to stun flies then fry them with a magnifying glass to.

    *A house was being built in the village where I lived and me and a mate though it would be funny to go up to the first floor and have a dump through the rafters. It was quite a splat I can tell you. I imagine the builders weren't too happy the next day when they arrives to work though.

    *I was only about 6 or 7.

    Posted 6 months ago #
33. Nick - Member

    Assuming Mtn Goat is telling the truth, good work brother. If not, just where to you get off making up stuff and posting it on the internet, what is WRONG with you?

    Posted 6 months ago #
34. kimbers - Member

    weed in a punch vat about 50 people later drank from

    i was at uni tho

    Posted 6 months ago #
35. woody2000 - Member

    We all know that animal cruelty is a good indicator of a sociopath/pyschopath, right?

    d_s I'm looking at you

    Posted 6 months ago #

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