Old bikes are old bikes, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer, just like new bikes are new bikes, except old bikes are older which makes them old bikes unlike new bikes which are newer, than old bikes which are older, than new bikes which are newer…
Urgh… don't go there… It's an endless nightmare and it all starts with the great idea of building a retro ride.