That there lass off that programme birds like.
Goddess or transvestite-horse-faced clown?

Seen worse…

neither. definitely not the former but not the latter either.

Hot…as chracter as much as looks.

well its not a flattering pic you have chosen but to most red bloodded men its the latter and for most gay men and women its the former.

Venus & Mars ?

always described her to my wife as "that one with the face like a shoe"

Doesn't even register as MILF

MIWLF?

Yup 🙂

I wouldn't even with yours mate.

HILF

only with a stunt cock

I'm sure her sister was squashed under a house in the Wizard of Oz…

minger

She's nearly sufficiently ugly to be me.

Speaking in my capacity as someone who used to live not a stone's throw from Kings Cross she's not disimilar to a dirty, anorexic, street junky, turning tricks to feed her skag habit.

Her capped teeth are superior to mine though, but she's probably not registered with an NHS dentist!