The fluid is in the ballsack, not the testes.

No-one could actually tell me what was wrong, but copping a feel and ultrasound shows nowt.

The old cup and cough – well, it doesn’t even twitch, but a doctor said it was alive and well.

After working away all week and them being a bit ‘tight’ this morning, this evening has been the first time I’ve had chance to show the Mrs – she was a little shocked – it’s hanging at least an inch lower than normal.

tried getting in a cold bath to see if they shrink back?

They shrink fine, but that’s the skin tightening, not the testes retracting

it’s hanging at least an inch lower than normal.

had that ever since vasectomy 7 yrs ago. Urologist said not abnormal, common occurrence. They can insert some kind of mesh to support or something in some cases but he told me to forget about it !

Congratulations,this is the first time on here that a post has left me with my legs crossed.
I think there should be a line that posters do not cross & you’ve crossed that metaphorical line in the cybersphere 😯
I sincerely wish you healing vibes…

To be honest, I wasn’t overly concerned whether I was going to have an op to re-connect, or lose the knacker altogether.

What I didn’t want is a potentially dangerous situation, or – too much bloody time out of action.

As it is, Mr Ed still isn’t right, which annoys me, but will have to see how it develops now. I’m over being squeamish about too much stuff

Ball to that.

Just tuck it into your sock.

Might be delayed onset puberty…

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spectacular-Saggy-Scrotum-Allan-Plenderleith/dp/1841613355

Saw this n thought it was an apt self help book.

Glad you’re ok and don’t need an OP.

Got hit in the plumbs by accident when folding away a laptop lock cable! Unravelled and did a Max Mosely in the plumbs and hurt for 1-2 weeks!