Too Punk wrote,
"rolls eyes
Bread needs only yeast, sugar, flour, water, a bowl to mix in and a tray/tin to bake. "
And time and attention. Or, a bread machine. It's not quite an essential but after baking my own bread every 2 days by hand for a week, I got a bread machine and won't do it by hand ever again if I can possibly avoid it.
Mine is a Kenwood BM350, not sure I'd recommend it, it does work well but the settings are a little restricted and the build quality's not great- the hook's seizing up a little and some of the bolts have rusted (they're not in the bread, so it doesn't matter, but it's not a good sign). But, it's been used every 2 days for a year which is probably a lot more than most will ever be used.
fotorat, do you think there's any truth in that at all or was it just a particularily deadpanned (breadpanned) joke?