Ok, come on. Own up. Who the **** is buying his fuycking records? Someone here must be contributing to him staying on the **** radio. now hes singing Pokerface- hes doing it to annoy me. surely. how does he know EXACTLY what annoys me? Seriosuly? Seriously? binners- its you isnt it? you LIKE him.
Seriously folks. If you stop buying his records he'll stop singing. either that or there are other less humane methods..
Edit: I can imagine him running happily across a field away from me as I load the rifle for a spot of coursing...


