Why oh why do stupid people start such pointless threads asking questions which they don't seriously expect to get a meaningful answer to, when there's nothing they could do about it if they did get an answer anyway ?
Honestly, it makes you wonder what sort of idiot would reply to them.

Me me, I'm an attention seeker, too!

<couldn't resist>

Like manwells threads!

I completely disagree.

Ironic?

Usually it's a vain attempt to be humorous… hmm?

[edit]And the replies are by those who wish to belittle (or occasionally attempt to better) the attempt at humour. Obviously not in this case though.

Why oh why do stupid people start such pointless threads asking questions which they don't seriously expect to get a meaningful answer to, when there's nothing they could do about it if they did get an answer anyway ?
Honestly, it makes you wonder what sort of idiot would reply to them.

Get off yer fekin soapbox -Its a CHAT forum , there's the clue!

*monkey-boy, the originator of many a pointless thread (but actually received some kind answers)

I prefer those threads to pointless forum nazi threads accusing other posters of being "stupid".

this is a troll right!?

And why do they resurrect dead threads apropos of nothing? Idiots.

We got a Tory PM dontchaknow.

boredom.
Loneliness.
Beer.
Egomania.
Spent loads of money on a computer now need to use it for something. Procrastination at work.
sommat to do, like picking yer toenails.

That is a crap acrostic poem Kevevs.
Oh, am looking for something to read whilst rocking the baby to sleep, that's my excuse for being here and I am sticking to it…

what the hell's an acrostic poem?

what the hell's an acrostic poem?

It's a poem which is also an acronym – in that the first letter of each word/line are combined to spell another word/phrase.

The trees blow in the wind.
Rays of sun flood into my room.
Over the road a cat walks by.
Life is sweet.
Laughter can be heard from afar.

Hopefully it counts if you apologised and meant it for creating a complete fail of a post. But just in case, wasn't attention whoring, was being excited and over enthusiastic. Sorry, wont do it again. Excitement and enthusiasm has no place here :O)

Donkey Magic is the answer

Acrostic poems are new to me
Really want to make one though
See if I can do it please
Even if I fail at least I had a go

like this one? totally pointless.

The cynic in me says this person has a broken scroll wheel.