Someone mentioned somewhere else that a thread was pointless and I just felt like starting a pointless thread cos I’m bored and I can’t sleep. Anyone got anything pointless they’d like to share/get out of their system before a new start kicks in tomorrow?

I have ladies only tummy ache. That’s probably the most pointless thing I can think of at this moment 🙄

I’m awake waiting for those useless twunts from yodel to deliver my new laptop that should have been here yesterday!!
They are the pointless ones I reckon!!

can’t sleep? it’s gone 0830!

I’m on call on new years day. I’m in a hotel now, waiting for my wife to get ready so we can go for breakfast.

I’m playing a game that’s called either Fetchpoint or Pointless on http://www.fetcheveryone.com/game-fetchpoint.php
It’s a bit like orienteering by GPS.
I’m currently 7th, since you ask.

830 is a perfectly reasonable time to still be sleeping during the holidays??!!

After sicking and pooing for 7 hours on Wednesday night I thoughI was over my bout of gastro enteritus and might get to enjoy new years eve.After last night apparently not….
Still not as bad as womens tummy I bet ;0)

Whilst washing the clothes I wore over Xmas – or perhaps after, i.e. between taking them out of the machine, and hanging them up to dry – I’ve somehow lost one of my socks.

Blue, lightweight cotton. Fits either foot.

I’ve found it!

Thanks – a small reward is available.

No Rorschach it can be no where near as bad. Can’t even find my hot water bottle either 🙁

Oooh, so does this mean I can gather up all the new threads I wasn’t going to make today and put them here?

I’m away out now. Am cycling to parents to have an argument.
I go into hospital in a few days to have an operation on my bottom.
I think I might change my username for the New Year. Bored with this one.
I have also lost a sock. It’s black though, so there’s no point working out a timeshare sock-swap to pair them up.

I’ve found it!

Thanks – a small reward is available

Are you sure you’ll want it back once he’s finished with it!

His profile reads: “Serial Spanner Monkey” It really means “Serial Monkey Spanker”

Up with nipper watching deadly 60 whilst mrs has a lie in, trying to decide what to spend my last £20 crc voucher, suggestions welcome

I concur.

there’s no point working out a timeshare sock-swap to pair them up

I’m afraid the tough economic circumstances make it necessary – matching socks is a luxury we can no longer afford.

I’m already renting my larger garments, tbh.

Are you sure you’ll want it back once he’s finished with it!

I’ll have it cleaned in an ultrasonic bath.

If it’s the syst based bottom operation I’m thinking of, I’ve had it twice.
I wondering whether to walk to the pub I left my bike at, or cycle. I need to drop a tyre of at a mates for tomorrow so it can’t wait either 😐

I’m awake and available to be your hot water bottle Emma, as for me found out some stuff about a friend last night I wish I didn’t know and am now not looking forward to a rather awkward and probably pointless conversation with her

This thread has just became twitter.

And also interesting! Spill the beans Ron Jeremy!

Yeah come on Ron!!! You can only be my hot water bottle if you spill the beans!!

Sor you can still start your threads if you like. What are you going to argue about?

Spill the beans Ron Jeremy!

He’s discovered she’s a sock thief.

Maybe after the conversation, I fear it may become a rather raised voiced chat and not on my side, should make for an interesting lunch, if I can be arsed to take her call that is

Ohhhhhh the suspense is making my tummy hurt. Ring her now I can’t stand it!!!!

Sorry Emma, I’m definately not ringing her, due to meet for lunch and haven’t replied to her tect so she will be calling shortly, she knows I know, and knowing her as I do, shouldn’t be long before she calls

I need to go and log, chop and test some wood and see whether any of it’s dry enough to burn yet. Got a load dropped off the other day from some mates, some of it a year old, some only pollarded this season so definitely not yet ready. If none of it’s ready I have to buy some more seasoned stuff to get me through the rest of winter which is a pain. At least this pile will keep me going for 2-3 years anyway.

EDIT: But I might just sit in front of the computer waiting to hear more about Ron’s predicament…

Blimey this sounds exciting!! Did she father your love child? Sleep with your gf or a sibling? Steal your life savings? I can’t wait!! I really can’t 🙁

Nice wood stoner

The guy next door who is developing 2 flats from the old building next door insists he has access through my land and wants to build a path through my garden!! I predict a fight.

Not something g I thing I should really share on a public forum…..

Sorry Emma, you’ll have to wait for the book, but trust me it is a good one

The pointless part is I’m not sure what good me talking to her will do

Nice wood stoner

Im not rising to that.

Oh go on Ron, just change the names or summit or give us the gist.

Lol @ Stoner, like what you did there.

spent the last 2 days troubleshooting my router – 2nd bloody netgear router to fail on me! piece of crap. only works wirelessly now…

I seem to have become addicted to Wheeler Dealers on the telly at the mo, so sitting watching Ed China do his thing on a Beetle.

Also wondering I’d my Amazon delivery will arrive today and if Hope will ever start shipping the Vision R8 to suppliers

Sorry Emma wouldn’t work I’m afraid suppose I should get up grab a coffee and sort this shit out, anyone want to come along and watch?

Me me me me me!!!! Dammit Ron you can’t do things like that to a woman with PMT, you know I could murder you for this and I’d get away with an all…..diminished responsibility cuz of my hormones…

How about you sign in under a different username in the interests of anonymity then tell us the story.
You may change your mind about the confrontation.

There isn’t going to be a confrontation as such, I will just inform her that I know I don’t approve and that I feel it is best if it stops

Edit, Emma do you still have my email addy?

My HT is caked in mud and in sh*t-house order and I’m struggling for enthusiasm to put the tyre on my newly mended rear wheel for my FS.

Currently watching Rick Stein on the TV making a Nasi Goreng, which I love.

Tired, hungover and sore from playing rugby yesterday and currently watching Barney – songs from the park. Got to go to London later for NYE and have no enthusiasm

This thread has just became twitter.

#relevant