I don't get why poaching eggs is hard.
Bring the water to a boil. Turn it down to a low simmer, put an egg gently in. Take the egg out with a slotted spoon 2 minutes 45 seconds later. Don't mess with it until you take it out.
If you are cack handed, or doing a load of them, then put them in gently using the corner of a tupperware box or something, but just to do a single poached egg in a pan isn't complicated, and doesn't need clingfilm or special gubbins from lakeland or vinegar or anything, just a pan and some water. The only really useful gubbins is a timer (or a digital watch), so you can be consistent with how long they go in for.
Doing two or more just use a bigger (wider) pan, and put them in at different sides. Good people can do tons in a single pan (I've only ever done 2 or 3 though, I don't know how hard it is then).
Joe


