Yeah you know the sort.....blokes that pretend to 'woo' a lady and then get bored but somehow manage to click their fingers and the girl goes back for more rubbish!
Are you or have you ever been one and if so why? Is it about the ego?
Let the discussion commence! 
shouldn't you be washing up darlin?
nah....that's what i have a dishwasher for 
Wouldn't say I was a player but having great difficulty shaking off the ex.
did you finish it? if so that could be why.....
"but having great difficulty shaking off the ex."
Throw a stick and tell it to leave?
or
Have a W**k, tell her self love is far more satisfying and Fook off
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
that's what my dad told me
It was kind of a mutual thing, I think, but she keeps coming back.
I know that she's tried going on dates but after she's been fed and watered gives me the booty call.
I could be, but am not
Booty call - I love that phrase
t®ibal©hief......but are you telling the truth? Players lie dontcha know!
Booty call - I love thatphrase
I guess I must be doing something right.
Anyway have you been hurt recently? Some men are such sh1tbags it's untrue....
LOL!
Have I been hurt recently? Yeah pretty much but there you go. Life goes on and all that
t®ibal©hief......but are you telling the truth
I could be 
It's about the sex. Usually.
Do you live in Swindon then, I know loads of nice guys in the West Oxfordshire area that would never hurt a lady.
Aleigh, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would upset you that much. I'll behave from now on, I promise.
Aleigh, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would upset you that much. I'll behave from now on, I promise.
you broke my heart you know.....how could you?!
Do you live in Swindon then, I know loads of nice guys in the West Oxfordshire area that would never hurt a lady.
what's so special about guys who live there then? do they drink different water or something?!
As it happens we do, this is DC's constituency, we drink mineral water.
And lets be honest there are a hell of alot of scummers in Swindon. The less nice gents from West Ox go to Swindon for an easy night out or a scrap.
Is that so Mr Yeti....
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
The water's just naturally rich in bromide round there 
what's so special about guys who live there then? do they drink different water or something?!
No, but we are a class apart from the Swindon scumbags.
And i thought this thread was going to be about cigarettes of old. Like Superking 100's, Senior service , Consulate and Woodbines. I used to have a thing for Marlboro Lights myself and I still indulge, but only at weddings and funerals. I can pretty much leave them alone at all other times.
BAck OT. Not a clue, power or control or revenge / dominance i guess.
Swindon . Home of the Homda.
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
who were you thinking of?
Did you hear that Mr Nutt...he called you a scumbag!
uplink - i don't know anyone in that area.......yet!
Haha Guido, not so long ago I seem to remember coming round your house in.... wait for it.... Swindon! How was it at work today in............ Swindon?
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
Not the places that I seem to end up, unfortunately.
Not the places that I seem to end up, unfortunately.
and where's that exactly?
i'm not originally from swindon - for the record
no he didn't, I'm a Marlborough lad I wholeheartedly agree on swinedump being riddled with arsehats, that said west oxfordshire is littered with deviants two tinker with the stony bits of statues and get excited by phallic steeples!
marlborough - well that makes it ok then!
Yeti - this is why i speak with such knowledge. And why i left pretty sharpish.
MrNutt has clearly been to West Oxon.
Marlborough's a nice town. Lots of good pubs, a Waitrose and everyfink.
Swindon's a shitehole.
MrNutt has not clearly not been to Witney though! Guido you'd be back here in a second, if nothing else, just to be closer to me.
Aleigh, I like to frequent little cosy country pubs.
marlborough is a car park with shops around the edge
Aleigh, I like to frequent little cosy country pubs.
ah yes, i know the ones
Aleigh, you're very wrong, it has many things to recommend it...!
*Drifts off in a reverie....*
and, as to the pubs around Town, there are some crackers! Glad to see the Five Alls has gone, that was a hole!
6X from wood at the Lamb, lovely. Soooo many nice places to drink!
Aleigh, you're very wrong, it has many things to recommend it...!
*Drifts off in a reverie....*
i think you've drifted too much
i think you've drifted too much
Look, I said I was sorry. Let me make it up to you.
Your face or mine?
definitely mine 
So where's you fav little country pub then? And why the hell did you move to Swindon?
Mine or hers?
Mine is the Malet in Newton Tony. Pub perfection.
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