wish i was pished the now.
It's embarrassing. I've spent the last two years pretty much tee-total (start at 6/7 each day and not allowed alcohol 12 hours before). Had two pints tonight after passing an exam and already nicely pished. Cheap, at least...
Sir, you're drunk!
Madam, you're ugly: in the morning, I shall be sober!
I would try and drink away the pain if I was a finance minister, tbh.
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