Interesting you should say that duckman, because ironically it was his quips at/about children in bruneep's list which particularly had me wiping the laughter tears from my eyes. They reminded me of one of the greatest comedians ever - W. C. Fields.
I don't know whether HRH writes all his own material, I suspect he does, but a great deal of it reminded me of the grumpy child-hating sexist W. C. Fields, he just needs to throw a bit in about being a committed alcoholic.
Although some of it has a touch of the Frankie Boyle about it :
"If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested." Of his daughter, Princess Anne.
I think it's brilliant that he's able to brighten up his life with real life trolling and piss-taking without a care in the world of the social ranking of the recipient, I'm quite jealous. Poor ol' Lizzie must get exasperated with him and have to constantly bollock him after politely and diplomatically patching things up.
) But I've not shagged his missus, I can assure you.
