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F***ing stupid, c0cking, ****tting mountain bikes, stupid c0cking, f****ng, twatting things...
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Problem??
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My stupid c0cking mountain bike decided it didn't like me riding it and threw me off, and I'm now walking like an old woman waiting for a hip replacement.
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Don't blame the bike naughty man......
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Bad workman etc etc
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'Walking like an Old woman' - mate I'd swap that for this any day
Half a mile into a 15 miler on Dartmoor yesterday & my bike chucked me off resulting in this faceplant - I should point out that I first checked my bike was OK then got the camera out to capture the damage
After a quick trip to A&E to have the big cuts glued & generally cleaned up I looked like this
This was taken a few mins ago scabbing up nicely.......
and you really don't want to see the rip inside my mouth - mashed up soft food for me then this week
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MTFU.
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You wanna stick those pics on the 'Mugshots' thread, Crispy!
Don't worry though; those injuries jolly well have not damaged yer looks noticably!
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Crispybacon wrote
Half a mile into a 15 miler on Dartmoor yesterday & my bike chucked me off ......
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Really? I heard a rumour on the local grapevine that your crash actually happened in a park somewhere in Plymouth 'cos you were gawping at the dollybirds and not keeping your eye on where you were going....
Seriously Les, hope you are all-right and not, ahem, off the bike for too long. IHN hope you mend soon also.
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Ow IHN, hope you're ok. Crispybacon that looks very painful.
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Cheers Rich.
The only thing I was gawping at yesterday mate was a very close up eye level view of the trail ahead & then wiping my face along some of Dartmoors finest granite
Mrsflash - to coin a phrase 'It only hurts when I laugh!!'
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