Ow, ow, ouch ouch , ow, ow, ow!
F***ing stupid, c0cking, ****tting mountain bikes, stupid c0cking, f****ng, twatting things...
Ow, ow, ouch ouch , ow, ow, ow!
F***ing stupid, c0cking, ****tting mountain bikes, stupid c0cking, f****ng, twatting things...
Problem??
My stupid c0cking mountain bike decided it didn't like me riding it and threw me off, and I'm now walking like an old woman waiting for a hip replacement.
Ow...
Don't blame the bike naughty man......
Bad workman etc etc
'Walking like an Old woman' - mate I'd swap that for this any day
Half a mile into a 15 miler on Dartmoor yesterday & my bike chucked me off resulting in this faceplant - I should point out that I first checked my bike was OK then got the camera out to capture the damage

After a quick trip to A&E to have the big cuts glued & generally cleaned up I looked like this

This was taken a few mins ago scabbing up nicely.......

and you really don't want to see the rip inside my mouth - mashed up soft food for me then this week
MTFU.
You wanna stick those pics on the 'Mugshots' thread, Crispy!
Don't worry though; those injuries jolly well have not damaged yer looks noticably!
Crispybacon wrote
Half a mile into a 15 miler on Dartmoor yesterday & my bike chucked me off ......

Seriously Les, hope you are all-right and not, ahem, off the bike for too long. IHN hope you mend soon also.
Ow IHN, hope you're ok. Crispybacon that looks very painful.
Cheers Rich.
The only thing I was gawping at yesterday mate was a very close up eye level view of the trail ahead & then wiping my face along some of Dartmoors finest granite
Mrsflash - to coin a phrase 'It only hurts when I laugh!!'
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