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55 posts & 31 voices | Started 1 year ago by kaesae | Latest reply from Joxster

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kaesae - Member

Quite a few years ago I dated some one who was a bit of an obsessive lunatic.

Nice in some ways, but in others prone to fits of rage and destructive tendencies. Mostly on my favourite belongings.

Nothing too bad, if I'm honest. However with any luck I will start dating again, sometime soon.

Does anyone have any advise, to hell with it, I'm hoping to start this thread go off and come back tonight for a good old laugh.

Come on! tell us about your experiences of crazy partners and you never know, I might actually learn something that will help me avoid dating a nutter!

Posted 1 year ago #
catflees - Member

Love is finding someone you can put up with.

Posted 1 year ago #
allthegear - Member

Speaking as someone who has been described as a "crazy partner" herself, the only thing I could suggest is you can't avoid "dating a nutter" as you can't tell beforehand - just recognise it when it happens and move on quickly...

Rachel

Posted 1 year ago #
ernie_lynch - Member

Nice in some ways, but in others prone to fits of rage and destructive tendencies.

Sounds like the perfect storm.

Posted 1 year ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

As long as they're not a full blown obsessive lunatic I think you're on to a winner...

Too nice is boring.
Too sane is boring.

Posted 1 year ago #
neilsonwheels - Member

Good lordy I could write a book on this subject. My last ex was a complete nut job, and I mean a class 1 nut job. She was ok to start with but slowly the nuttiness started kicking in along with the alcoholism. Here a are a list of the things that have happened...

Brick thrown at my car.
My head slammed in car door.
She stabbed the tyres on my spesh enduro with a carving knife. (thank god it wasn't me)
Threw a curry up the wall.
Turned up to the school to collect the wee one completely drunk, Steaming drunk at 3pm.!!!
Tried to steel my car. She can't drive...!
Whilst on a camping trip threw an empty vodka bottle at the happy campers next door who were sitting round the camp fire.
I was accused at every opportunity of "sleeping around"

...and the list goes on.

I am with a cracking girl now and I look back at that lot and wonder what the hell I was doing within 100 miles of the psychotic ***ch.

The only good thing to come out of all that was my daughter who I have full custody of (surprise surprise) and is a great little biker.

Happy days eh...

Posted 1 year ago #
Karinofnine - Member

Crazy other halves? Oh yeah, where do I start?

How about ***, who was jealous and possessive. One day, when I was at home during the day doing aerobics, the phone rang. It was ***'s friend. I was out of breath (from the aerobics). ***'s friend rang *** to say I was out of breath. 10 mins later, knock at the door, there stands ***. "What the f*ck is going on?" he says "[Friend] says you are out of breath, what are you up to?".

Yup, he had come home from work to see if I was sh&gging someone else! Funny, but I found out after we broke up that he had played away from home throughout.

So, stay away from jealous and possessive people. At first it feels really nice because they are attentive and interested, but then you realise it's only because they want to know exactly where you are and what you are doing. RUN!

Posted 1 year ago #
Surrounded By Zulus - Member

Plenty bunny boiling psycho hose beasts out there. Tread carefully.

Posted 1 year ago #
tron - Member

You wouldn't reward a dog for barking all the time and taking a shit on your carpet.

Take the same approach with your other half and you'll be fine.

Posted 1 year ago #
tazzymtb - Member

be very aware of typos on internet dating sites!

Posted 1 year ago #
kaesae - Member

neilsonwheels

Funny now, but at the time, not so much!

allthegear
Rachel
You a nutter? who would have guessed, I always picture you as being fit and lovely with a crazy streak!

Posted 1 year ago #
kaesae - Member

Internet dating sites, are the ~~scariest~~ funniest thing online!

Posted 1 year ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

I've done a lot of internet dating recently. I went against Tazzy's advice to my cost.

From what I can work out though, there are far more crazy men online than women. I've had a fair number of dates and the relief displayed by women that you're not another utter weirdo has led me to find out about just how weird some guys are! Proper, proper freaks!

Posted 1 year ago #
backhander - Member

A previous GF used to take money out of my bank account to buy cocaine. I kicked her out but she had a key cut and tried to carry on doing it!

Posted 1 year ago #
Bunnyhop - Member

As you get older its easier to spot the signs.

That horrible saying 'you always find Mr./Mrs. right when you're not looking', seems to be very true.

Posted 1 year ago #
tazzymtb - Member

I went against Tazzy's advice to my cost.

as long as there were no scat lover mix ups I'm sure you were fine

Posted 1 year ago #
Woody - Member

Hmmmmmm.... I can relate to neilsonwheels. Clothes cutting and curry throwing does seem popular. Some of the less violent/destructive amongst the totally loony episodes included:-

Uniform and a few other bits of clothing thrown over/up tree as high as possible just before I was due to go to work....
Phoning my folks 24 times between 1AM and 3AM to say I had gambled away £85K and had driven off drunk (I don't gamble and was stone cold sober)
Car wrapped/covered in toilet roll inside and out so I wouldn't 'soil it' with the other (non-existant) woman......

Not funny at the time

Posted 1 year ago #
Cougar - Member

There was a thread on this on B3ta not so long ago.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/relationships/

Makes for, ah, interesting reading.

Posted 1 year ago #
Karinofnine - Member

TSY - I tried internet dating, on a free site (Plenty of Fish), I got loads of offers of sex, of which many were married men, so I cancelled my profile. One that did make me laugh was "Hi, I'm J***, I'm 22 and can mostly be found wheely-ing my mountainbike down the middle of the road. I like dogs too, I have a malamute husky. Let me give you a night you won't forget".

I've never cut anyone's clothes up. Even when my most recent ex two-timed me for the last time, I only dumped him, didn't do anything bad. (I didn't need to, his new woman 'done im like a kipper'). How I laughed.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quirrel - Member

(Plenty of Fish),

Suddenly gets an influx of STW members checking it out

Posted 1 year ago #
DrRSwank - Member

All women are nutters.

Gay is the Way

Posted 1 year ago #
philconsequence - Member

my mum got a call from the police after going on a date with someone she met online... turned out her had attacked most women he had been on a date with, think either my mums ugly as sin, or awesome as hell as he didnt attack her.

Posted 1 year ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

What are you up to later then Dr?

What I'd like to know about PofF etc is... do blokes really have success with the... wanna fk?... style opening lines?
The sort of success that means taking Karen out not her dog.
Wouldn't be in my nature and I've found a normal or humorous messages to work just fine.

Posted 1 year ago #
Karinofnine - Member

The "wanna f*ck?" style certainly put me off, don't know about other women. Anyway, this is way OT now.

Posted 1 year ago #
RealMan - Member

do blokes really have success with the... wanna fk?... style opening lines?

A friend was telling me a guy approached her and asked her flat out, "do you want penis?"

Some guys are lazy. But then some girls are slutty, so it all works out.

Posted 1 year ago #
Onzadog - Member

I've had my fair share of fruitloop girlfriends. Actually, I've had a few other peoples share as well. There are a few things I've learned along the way though.

They're all mad, it's just a question of degrees.
The really mad ones always seem to be the best in bed.

Good luck.

Posted 1 year ago #
KT1973 - Member

I've had my share of psychos.
On the plus side, they're usually pretty game in the boudoir

Posted 1 year ago #
ahwiles - Member

a friend of mine was a genius with the diamond-bullet opening lines;

"can i get off with your t!ts?"

"shag?"

& written on a piece of paper

"hi, i think you're really cool, but i'm too p1553d to talk, phone me, 07xxx xxxxxx"

all resulted in a relationship lasting a year or so...

in the end he decided he was gay, just as well, women couldn't resist him!

Posted 1 year ago #
nickjb - Member

Single, attractive and sane.... pick two

Might be worth watching the first couple of episodes of the current series of 'how not to live your life' for some handy psycho girlfriend tips.

Posted 1 year ago #
Cougar - Member

The Internet does seem to give some people a common sense bypass.

Years ago now, I used to get a lot of random people chatting on ICQ. I made some good friends out of it, but there did seem to be a disproportionate amount of idiots there.

I remember one guy opening with "I'm gay, is that alright?" - I said "well, I'm straight, is that alright?" Swapped a couple of smalltalk messages and then he started asking for pictures of my c0ck.

Posted 1 year ago #
project - Member

Cougar youre a straight farmer then with some hens then:-)

Posted 1 year ago #
Woody - Member

DrRSwank
All women are nutters.

Gay is the Way

Thus the user name?

Posted 1 year ago #
jonah tonto - Member

crazy as hell = brilliant in bed.
i did recently try a sane girlfriend but she just dumped me cos i didnt want to live in a fairytale so i think ill run me down a lunatic again. trick is to only stay at their house which allows you to run like hell when they flare up

Posted 1 year ago #
U31 - Member

Internet dating? Awww come on?
Do you really think that folk who haven't the social skills to form a relationship in the real world are gonna be a good prospect?

Posted 1 year ago #
project - Member

Why cant we have a SINGLETRACK SINGLES section, should be interesting.

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