Never had to use COBOL, fortunately, not being old 😉
It could have been worse though, it could have been this.
DO ,1 <- #13
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #238
DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #108
DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0
DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #64
DO ,1 SUB #6 <- #194
DO ,1 SUB #7 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #8 <- #22
DO ,1 SUB #9 <- #248
DO ,1 SUB #10 <- #168
DO ,1 SUB #11 <- #24
DO ,1 SUB #12 <- #16
DO ,1 SUB #13 <- #162
PLEASE READ OUT ,1
PLEASE GIVE UP
Not sure about favourite programming languages, depends on the task, but for text manipulation, quick and dirty scripts to process data and personal web projects I'll tend to use Perl* (the swiss-army chainsaw of programming languages). I use a lot of php as well, mainly for work stuff, but I can spend ages criticising it. 😉
Python is good, especially for building small lightweight gui apps.
C# is ok, lots of handy libraries, though I'm as likely to pick C/C++ or java.
* Yes I know badly written Perl can be a nightmare to try and maintain, but that is other people's Perl code 😉
Easier to say what languages I would avoid at all costs, namely VB and Coldfusion, expecially coldfusion, it is a horrible nasty language and I hope it dies soon.