RudeBoy - MemberMy farts don't smell, but I will always refrain from farting in the presence of a lady.
Mine smell of sunshine.
And I've impressed a fair few ladies with 'anal dexterity' .......... I can tell yer.
All the more so, when they realise that the sun shines ou' me arrse too. 
Energy products create havoc with digestive systems especially if you;re not used to them or you suddenly use them more than normal.
You only have to get within 100yds of the toilets at an endurance event like MM to realise that! 
I eat shed loads of fruit and veg and wholewheat stuff and I fart huge amounts most of which doesn't smell much but if I do want to clear a room or just win the next round of Johnny Fartparts then its a handful of dried apricots. I think they are treated with sulphur in some way and the affect is instantaneous. All brassicas work well too. Meat I find just causes blockages and stale smelling farts - nothing to boast about.
Energy drinks work really well without a doubt - I'm looking forward to the Trans Wales this August. My tent may well fly away.
Mine smell of sunshine.And I've impressed a fair few ladies with 'anal dexterity' .......... I can tell yer.
All the more so, when they realise that the sun shines ou' me arrse too.
You bollocks. You're a bloody vegetarian! In fact, they stink so bad they buckle the tracks of the Croydon Tramlink!
I have no desire to know about any 'anal dexterity'. And nothing shines out of your arse; more like, it is a black pit of infinite despair, which sucks the very life-force from all that goes near it.
crazy-legs - MemberEnergy products create havoc with digestive systems especially if you;re not used to them or you suddenly use them more than normal.
You only have to get within 100yds of the toilets at an endurance event like MM to realise that!
Aye - but I didn't expect the effects to be so permanent 
In fact, they stink so bad they buckle the tracks of the Croydon Tramlink ............ it is a black pit of infinite despair, which sucks the very life-force from all that goes near it.
Charming ...........
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I'm not a vegetarian btw - I just don't like to eat animals with big beautiful eyes.
And it's meat-eaters who sh1t stinks - my cats sh1t is in a class of their own. My pretty white doves on the other hand, do cute little odourless droppings.
my mrs just farted on my foot as i discovered this thread..didnt smell tho
fatmuthahubbard - Membermy mrs just farted on my foot as i discovered this thread..didnt smell tho
Thank the frack it wasn't about shitting then.
It's Human shit that stinks the worst. We eat so many preservatives, the natural biodegration is retarded, thus it takes far longer for our shit to break down and stop being 'orrible and nasty. Notice how dogshit takes longer to break down than fox shit? That's because there are preservatives in dogfood. Not natural.
Notice how dogshit takes longer to break down than fox shit?
I can't say that I have.
You on the other hand, obviously spend a lot of time studying shit.
What a rewarding and fulfilling life you must lead mate.
Heh!
Only way I've noticed, is when a fox shat in our garden, one place I lived. A dog had shat on a bit of grass outside, the same day. It was Summer. I noticed the dogshit was still there 3 weeks later! The fox shit had long gone. I deduced that this was 'cos dogs are fed dogfood which contains preservatives, thus extending the faecal decomposition period.
I concede this was not an entirely scientific test...
FWIW mine were rank this morning. But I had the best chicken Jal Frezi last night and a fair amount of beer. I think the main culprits were lots of garlic and chillies.
They absolutley hummed
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