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On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

  • 286 posts & 106 voices | Started 3 years ago by I_Ache | Latest reply from the_lecht_rocks

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  1. firestarter - Member

    a big branch of halfrauds in portsmouth isnt there lol

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. hora - Member

    Where is the Marin info?

    My Threshers Ball was held in Portsmouth at the Triangle(?). It was a very very interesting night....

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. MrNutt - Member

    heh heh heh

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. snowslave - Member

    "Portsmouth" - aha, there's the clue. Brant is going to THAT Portsmouth, not Portsmouth in Calderdale. It's the launch of the On One Navy....

    Brant wants you Brant wants you
    Brant wants you as a new recruit
    Brant wants you Brant wants you
    Brant wants you as a new recruit
    Who me?
    But I'm afraid of water...
    etc
    [to fade]

    I'll get my denim coat...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. snowslave - Member

    You worked in an offy Hora?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. woody2000 - Member

    I heard Brant was teaming up with Nicky Clarke to produce a range of On-One branded hair styling products.

    Early prototype:

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. bigsi - Member

    snowslave - Member

    You worked in an offy Hora

    I would imagine it was like a frequent flyer benefit for their best customers

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. mysterymurdoch - Member

    Is there a short version of the story for someone who hasn't been keeping up and who doesn't have time to read into things?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. Brother_Will - Member

    Yes Brant has been creating some free publicity by saying way too far in advance there will be a non specific announcement today which as you can see has created panic and speculation on the internet.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. snowslave - Member

    Yup. Brants joined Village People

    Where can you find pleasure
    Search the world for TI treasure
    Learn science, OnOne-ology
    Where can you begin
    To make your dreams all come true
    On-one the land or on-one the sea
    Where can you learn to fly
    Play in sports or skindive
    Study Onone-ography
    Sign up for the big band
    Or sit in the grand stand
    When your team and others meet

    Inbred the Navy
    Yes, you can sail the seven seas
    Inbred the Navy
    Yes, you can put your mind at ease
    Inbred the Navy
    Come on now people make a stand
    Inbred the Navy
    Can't you see we need a hand
    Inbred the Navy
    Come on protect the motherland
    Inbred the Navy
    Come on and join your fellow man
    Inbred the Navy
    Come on people and make a stand
    Inbred the Navy
    Inbred the Navy

    They want you
    They want you
    They want you as a new recruit

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. Big Pete - Member

    If this affects the delivery of my Ti 456 for April the toys are coming out of the pram

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. molgrips - Member

    Is this an announcement to say they are getting more frames in? If not, then get a bloody move on. I have come to the conclusion that I would like a geared Inbred in 18" please.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. PeterPoddy - Member

    This is going to be THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ANTICLIMAX isn't it?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. I_Ache - Member

    This is dragging on a bit.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. uplink - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. brant - Member

    http://www.bikemagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/1093

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. brant - Member

    http://www.bikemagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/712/v/1/

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. ski - Member

    How about a picture countdown to build up the suspense, while we wait...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. I_Ache - Member

    Stop trying to trick us with news from 9 years ago.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. brant - Member

    Stop trying to trick us with news from 9 years ago.

    Funny though. I like that schwinn in Halfords one best.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. pjt201 - Member

    what's happening to on one now though? will it just be run by planet-x? and new bikes designed by others?

    edit: bah, i'm an idiot and don't look at dates on news articles...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. I_Ache - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. deadlyhifi - Member

    I-Ache you beat me to it!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. deadlyhifi - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. cmyk - Member

    i bought one of those snap on reflective arm/leg bands out of the bargain bin in halfords yesterday.

    i hope the on-one news is more interesting than that!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. I_Ache - Member

    I did notice that 456s were reduced at the moment.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. hora - Member

    This is going to be THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ANTICLIMAX isn't it?

    You've met mrshora then?

    I reckon its a funding/partial sellout or merger with a bigger company giving brant more freedom to run the company and design frames (whilst they run the infrastructure-side)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. bigsi - Member

    Yeah but what about the Steel 29ers,,, are they restocking the 21" frames

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. piedi di formaggio - Member

    I think this snow is all the doing of Brant and that from space it's the shape of a giant inbred

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. I_Ache - Member

    Is Brant going to be the British Gary Fisher?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  31. andym - Member

    I know that they've got Easter eggs in Tesco's but isn't it a bit early for April Fool's jokes? (And this one's way past its sell-by date).

    Posted 3 years ago #
  32. bonzodog - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  33. bonzodog - Member

    And rather predictably...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  34. zokes - Member

    ?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  35. hora - Member

    _Ache - Member

    Is Brant going to be the British Gary Fisher?

    Brant Fishy?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  36. JoeBones - Member

    Grrrr

    Posted 3 years ago #
  37. markenduro - Member

    Is the announcement that Brant is going to charm school?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  38. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    My interweb is hardly moving. Is all speculation/intrigue bringing the World to a grinding halt?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  39. thomthumb - Member

    from the on one site "on one's will be making aluminium full susser in collabiration with giant"

    didn't expect that!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  40. Gary_M - Member

    I've just read on bikebiz that on one have decided to pull the plug on bike production as due to ever increasing production costs they can no longer sell bikes for a reasonable cost. So looks like it's the end for On-One/Planet X.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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