The guy who sits next to me types on his keyboard like he is punishing it for having an affair with his wife… Oh my god my nerves can’t take it any more… I’ve re-read the same sentence about 27 times now because I can’t concentrate over both the vibrations through the desk and the noise which is comparable to the keyboard equivalent of a herd of stampeding elephants… He hits every key with the sort of force normally reserved for breaking concrete…
Who would have thought that such a simple thing would be all that it takes to destoy me completely?
What should I do? MTFU? Tell him he is driving me nuts? Kill him with his own keyboard?
Help me, for the love of god help me…