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Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

737 posts & 121 voices | Started 2 years ago by ibis | Latest reply from sc-xc

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Spankmonkey - Member

, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

1. wetherspoons might be reallife and real beer to backward northerners

Epic fail again, Im from the South......

1. my guess you have never eaten anywhere that you dont have to have chips and ketchup with everything!

Epic fail 3 - I have eaten with the Prince of Doha as his guest, should have cost £1000 per head, eaten at the ritz etc... over priced, over hyped, media generated tosh but hey at least I got a free drink. Give me weatherspoons any time, I hate posh resturants "can I have an ale please", "im sorry sir we only sell overpriced, bottled sh1te that you have never heard off, oh and it tastes bloody awful", "certainly I will have a bottle of gut rot, please take my spleen as a down payment"

Posted 2 years ago #
2unfit2ride - Member

, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

He has employed another person in the meantime?

Sorry

Posted 2 years ago #
deserter - Member

oh we'll have less of that,Lester has enough friends on here already thankyou very much

Posted 2 years ago #
robhughes - Member

god what an amazing thread.just totaly bizzar.
havn,t they got medication for the moz/lester syndrome.

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

Every time I see a new post added, I start getting a bit excited, thinking that the forum phenomena known as Lester / moz (or the artist formally known as p**s) has returned. Come back buddy - cant you get Gordon bloody Ramsey to sort you out a doggy bag?

Posted 2 years ago #
robhughes - Member

a good dose of Chlorpromazine should clear this matter up.

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

Yeah, but it wouldnt be nearly so funny...

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

S**t rob, now youve got me worried - it would be very, very wrong of me, especially as I'm a psychiatric nurse, to mock or goad people with mental health problems, and therefore, I diagnose Lester as 'hard of thinking' - now that slight ethical dillema's out of the way, let the baiting commence!

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

Ah well (three posts in a row - how sad is that?), I'm gonna say goodnight and godbless and go to bed. Lesters probably getting down with his bad self at funky buddah, and moz is more than likely shinning up a pensioners drainpipe in Beeston, so I'm afraid I simply cant be arsed waiting any longer. Its been emotional...

Posted 2 years ago #
Hairychested - Member

Lovin' it, absolutely lovin' it!

Posted 2 years ago #
robhughes - Member

if it is a case of split personality and they combined,would that make him a molester???

Posted 2 years ago #
StumpyBlurRider - Member

Lester (The Hulk )16 v you lot (Marry poppins crew ) 0

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Agreeable - Member

listen guys i made a mistake in joining in here.i am not part of your clan sorry for joining in, we come from different worlds and i guess we are glad we are not part of each others.

I'd say that most of the animosity you may be feeling from the other posters stems from the fact that you bought an obviously stolen bike, rather than because you appear to have achieved your fantastically shallow definition of success.

Posted 2 years ago #
deluded - Member

2unfit 2ride,

Just seen your investigative tip. Thanks, real expose that was – what you can trace people through the interweb with IP addresses – never! Perhaps you could explain the workings of the RIPA Act 2000 to me and how you apply for search warrants etc. Always one that knows your job better than you eh.

Anyway where are the lads?

All the best.

Posted 2 years ago #
Lester - Member

My last word on subject spoke to a local bike shop this morning and they said they scrapped a lime green mojo frame because of a crack in the top tube and it has the serial number given to them by someone who shall remain nameless on this forum.
with that knowledge i put an ad on ebay telling buyers to be careful that they check the number of the frame they are buying to make sure its not the scrapped frame. the listing may not appear for a while as i only did it in the last ten minutes.
this may or may not be the answer to this mystery.
Lester

Posted 2 years ago #
swavis - Member

Or it may pour fuel on the fire and get us near 1k posts

Posted 2 years ago #
verses - Member

Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?

Posted 2 years ago #
Daffy - Member

Hang on, You spoke to a LOCAL bike shop....in London I presume and managed to find THE shop that scrapped THE frame that Moz was selling in Leeds?

What?! Is anyone else getting more confused by the minute?

Posted 2 years ago #
easygirl - Member

deluded
ive stopped answering the smart arses a while ago, theres always someone telling you how shite you are at your job, and how they could do better
never mind

Posted 2 years ago #
Daffy - Member

Deluded and Easygirl,

Whatever comes or goes, I appreciate your efforts. I have friends in Cumbrias police force and have some idea of the hoops you guys must have to jump through to get things done.

Much appreciated,

Martin (A Mojo Owner)

Posted 2 years ago #
moz - Blocked

lester u p----, so your telling me you my frame no, no m8.
also its gone from london to leeds then back to you in london, f--- off

Posted 2 years ago #
robhughes - Member

easygirl. don,t listen to the brain dead.they speak on a different level.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hairychested - Member

moz - Member

lester u p----, so your telling me you my frame no, no m8.
also its gone from london to leeds then back to you in london, f--- off
Posted 2 minutes ago # Report-Post

Fight!
And could you please write in English? I do understand it isn't easy for a poohead but do try, please. It won't hurt one bit.

Posted 2 years ago #
crispy bacon - Member

Christ is this thread still going!

<shakes head & walks away>

Posted 2 years ago #
easygirl - Member

looks like moz frame is damaged then?
moz can you confirm that its damaged, if so its worthless
cheers

Posted 2 years ago #
Macinblack - Member

looks like moz frame is damaged then?
moz can you confirm that its damaged, if so its worthless
cheers

I think it was established some time ago that Moz is frame damaged.

Posted 2 years ago #
2unfit2ride - Member

deluded - Member
2unfit 2ride,

Just seen your investigative tip. Thanks, real expose that was – what you can trace people through the interweb with IP addresses – never! Perhaps you could explain the workings of the RIPA Act 2000 to me and how you apply for search warrants etc. Always one that knows your job better than you eh.

Anyway where are the lads?

All the best.

Sorry if you thought I was having a go at coper's, I wasn't, I was taking the p1ss, as I had been doing with all my posts on this (and other) threads last night, & I did put a smiley at the end.

I'm sure you work very hard for little public reward, but I don't suppose thats why you joined up in the first place, keep on smiling.

Posted 2 years ago #
easygirl - Member

i know, trying to get moz back for a laff

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

How was the meal Lester?

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

StumpyBlurRider - Member
alot of folk on here only seem to get exercise when they jump to conclusions..u know who u r

Are you and moz related by any chance?

Posted 2 years ago #
CaptainFlashheart - Member

Lester - Member
My last word on subject spoke to a local bike shop this morning......

There's only one bike shop that is "local" to you in Chelsea and I suspect they wouldn't know an Ibis if it shat on their carpet. Unless you mean the bike department in the corner shop, of course?

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

So Lester, the meal at Ramsey's - what did you have? Was it the bloated festering corpse of the mysterious 'extra' member of staff you booked for next week? - fess up man, share it with the group ...

Posted 2 years ago #
moz - Blocked

i repeat my fram was not cracked

Posted 2 years ago #
moz - Blocked

frame not cracked, lester talk shi-

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

Hold on there young moz, I'm trying my best here, but I'm becoming more and more confused. Which frame did Lester buy from you, the black one or the green one? And did you give that nice old lady her pension book back?

Posted 2 years ago #