Does anyone else come over all Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells when he's on the telly? His cooking show seems to consist of the following:
"I'm going to show you how to make my friday night stir fry"
"Start with some noodles, cook them in some stock, but don't worry if you don't have any stock, or any noodles, use rice or pasta instead."
"Fry some cabbage, onions and sugarsnap peas in the wok with the noodles. Don't worry if you've not got those, just use whatever veg you do have."
"Add some Soy sauce. Don't worry if you've not got soy sauce, use anything that's vaguely brown instead."
He completely fails to provide anything resembling a recipe for anything on his programme!
