http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654

Poor horse. Or maybe it was asking for it? 😉

“embarrassed beyond words.”

well he’s saddled with that now!

Quality news item.

Remember the one about the Nigerian chap caught with a goat – his punishment was that he had to marry it.

I wonder if the horse will call him?

Apparently she’s a filthy mare!

He feels complete and utter shame at the position he finds himself in

Standing on a box I should think.

That is absolutely foal.

Apparently he was a stable kinda guy

It mustang-er him that they published his name.

‘Horse riding’ in its purest form!

So, is he what’s known as the mane offender in this case?

Bet he just wishes he had steed at home.

Sounds like his missus was a right nag

You will be pleased to know I am going out now.

Did he get bale?

When I first heard about it, i thought he sacked for having a sore throat.

That’s tacky, the Police need to keep a tight rein on him to ensure there is neigh mare of that.

He must have ponies from all that clambering about.

Man has sex with horse, that’s not a story, horse has sex with man now that is a story.