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  • New English test for immigrants
  • alan-sierracycling
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    Just wondering what would happen if the Spanish government brought that measure in. Most of the Brits down here would have to be on the next Ryan air plane back to Britain.

    IanMunro
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    I'd have no objections if they did.

    epicyclo
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    Do we have an English test for migrants here?

    simonfbarnes
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    My hovercraft is full of eels. Will you fondle my thigh ?

    IanW
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    redthunder
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    It's easy…

    "Can you hang an England flag out of your window without falling out?"

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    Seen my first car flag on the roadside yesterday! Many to come 🙂

    epicyclo
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    Another Anglocentric law.

    If they are going to introduce testing, then it should be for one of the languages spoken in the "United" Kingdom.

    It should be English or

    Welsh, Gaelic, Doric, etc

    This country is supposed to be the UK not Greater England

    simonfbarnes
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    Doris ??

    br
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    Just wondering what would happen if the Spanish government brought that measure in. Most of the Brits down here would have to be on the next Ryan air plane back to Britain.

    Only to affect non-EU, so no more Thai brides for Brits!

    ourmaninthenorth
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    I'd have no objections if they did.

    I would. There are enough plebs in this country as it is. I'm happy to export a few.

    GEDA
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    How can people not speak English?? I live in Sweden and even here all the immigrants seem to speak English, including me :). It is a bit weird though as you realise that English is not our own language any more it is global.

    geetee1972
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    My hovercraft is full of eels. Will you fondle my thigh ?

    I think the Hungarian gentleman was actually hoping for his buttocks to be fondled although he did comment on the tobacconist’s beautiful thighs and claimed he was no longer infected.

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