The royal mail and parcel force keep losing my deliveries (when I go to collect from a v annoying collection centre) as they keep filing them under my Firstname not my Surname – because certain large mail order retailers (one in particular) insist on reversing my name.
Now that I am aware of this I advise them when I go to collect the parcel. However a post office personpedant told me that they may not accept my ID, if it too wasn’t reversed as there may be someone at my address called Lastname Firstname, instead of me called Firstname Lastname.
This is a bit of a ricidoodlydiculous kafkaesque nightmare, but I thought it would be smart to advise the retailer (big massive online one) that their habit of reversing names on parcels was causing havoc at the post office due to the moroniclovely pedants workers who ply their trade there.
This is the response I got :
Thank you for your email.
The only way to rectify this name issue, that seems to be arising through your local postal service, is be changing your name on your CRC account, so that your first name and surname are reversed. Our system will always reverse your names.
Hope that this helps.
Thanks,
I cannot actually decide which organisation is the more stupid, the Royal Fail for not being able to discern and arguably british first name from and obviously celtic surname, or the twits at CRC large massive online retailer who think it’s essential to reverse my name on my address labels, and then advise me to consider changing my name by deed poll to suit their computer sytem.
If anyone wants to come round to my house and offer support or counselling now is the time, as I have the pills, booze and weaponry, to end my pain (well the weaponry is on order, I have a tracking number….)