I have recently changed jobs and now work in south Manchester. I Previously worked in north east Manchester.
I have been here a week and have yet to experience the toilet traumas of my previous employment. Namely:
The decommissioned brown submarine lying dormant in the pan.
Dried bogies adhered to the inside surfaces of the trap
The smell of stale piss (there were no pineapple cubes in the urinals and no windows to open)
These toilets are clean and well ventilated. HOWEVER. The water level in the pan
Is such that the displaced volume of a good size turd means my balls are getting a cold dip.
Suggestions please. At the moment I have to wipe my ass and dry my scrotum. I don’t have time for this