There is a man dead in an alley with 52 bicycles around him. He had been shot. There was a large pile of dollar bills around him. Why was he shot?

becuase its hora and he deserves to be

Because he was American?

Because he's the one responsible for all the 'bike stolen' threads on STW?

You can't answer with a ? to your own thread 😆

Was he Tony Ellsworth?

are the 'bicycles' playing cards? He's been cheating and got found out?

He'd posted 52 "What's it worth" threads?

coffeeking – Member

You can't answer with a ? to your own thread

Watch me! 😆

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samuri – Member

are the 'bicycles' playing cards? He's been cheating and got found out?
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I like your thinking samuri

he was selling used bikes as "nearly new"?

the dudes a pimp, 'bicycles' being street slang for his ho's? Murdered by one of them no doubt?

Answer it then we are all bored..

Samuri is right the bicycles are playing cards. Its an american brand of playing cards http://www.bicyclecards.com/

I've got a strong feeling in my water that I don't want to know the answer to this, and I won't give a **** when I do, but I'm strangely compelled to keep watching on case something interesting is going to happen…

Slaps you anything to do with Big Brother?

He's just won the jackpot in a casino, they figure out that he cheated and he got shot trying to escape?

Because the fecker broke into my garage last week.

It's Manwell and his 52 Specialized Stumpjumpers Hardtails 😉

the man lived on london but regularly commuted to bristol on a train returning with a shiny bike each time that was probably cleaned for longer than it was ridden. After stealing 51 bikes from bristol, the thief fancied a change of scene. One day he decided to head north to hertford and stole a rather nice demo 9 from the back of someone's car.
giving chase, the thief would have got away, but failed to pay attention to the 'what tyres for stealing a bike thread' posted on stw, and thus failed to get away from jedi. a number of other stw'ers happened to be in the area and on finding out that all the bikes had their brake pads changed over to superstar resin pads, decided to set upon the thief with bombers which they carried around in briefcases for just such an occasion.
the final shot was delivered in drive-by shooting style by TandemJeremy as he passed on his singlespeed 29er tandem fully rigid titanium, pulling a wheelie and giggling away. the cash was discovered to have come from the thief selling bikes on ebay. although originally thought to be dyslexic, the thief turned out to be just crap at spelling.
the entire saga was filmed on a gopro wide headcam in full HD and will be available to Premier Subscribers only on the STW website.