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Meeting women

  • 93 posts & 54 voices | Started 3 years ago by soma_rich | Latest reply from hora

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  1. soma_rich - Member

    Whats the best way? Internet dating?

    Parties?

    Supermarkets?

    Anyone care to share their experiences?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. thomthumb - Member

    grab em, tape em, throw em in the back of our van; sorted

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. CaptainFlashheart - Member

    Well, that MissGulliver and her sister appear to be game.....So, why not just try posting on a random internet forum?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. WorldClassAccident - Member

    At the Big Bike Bash of course!

    There are some real hot women in some of the bands that are playing there.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. hora - Member

    relearn to make eye contact. There will be girls around you at work/social group etc who will give you signals but you dont pick up on them.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. soma_rich - Member

    Thanks hora good tip.

    WCA shes taken!
    PS back at work ...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. WorldClassAccident - Member

    There are lots more bands queueing up. Use the casting couch to decide which you want to play there.

    Good to see your back at work. Any women near you?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. piedi di formaggio - Member

    relearn to make eye contact.

    Fine line between 'eye contact' and pervy learing

    Try something chivalrous (yes that's probably spelt wrong) like putting your coat over a puddle for them (nick a coat off a tramp first though!)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. Conor - Member

    From my recent experience, your local butchers. Or STW.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. WorldClassAccident - Member

    Naked house painting party??

    Unfortunately me and MrsWCA can't make it.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. djglover - Member

    Student nightclub

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. TheYeti - Member

    Friends of friends. Always the best way. Just make a big effort to broaden your social circle and it will happen.
    Internet dating is ok if you can handle repeated judgemental rejection. A lot of poeple on internet dating sites would like to be at a stage where they could be in a relationship but actually aren't. That's why they are there.
    Hobbies is a good one too. But not mountain biking - not enough women involved. Rock climbing is better, if you are into that.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    Join a gym.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. soma_rich - Member

    I was going to start climbing again..

    My mates an instructor.

    Will give hime a bell.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. conkerman - Member

    Have no shame, say nice things. Ladies like compliments. If you get the knock, be nice about it.

    Go the pub and get some practice. Opening converstion with random people can be fun.

    Freinds of friends can be good.

    Conks

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. miketually - Member

    Well, that MissGulliver and her sister appear to be game.....So, why not just try posting on a random internet forum?

    Buy some video cameras, set up a "production company" and advertise for people with "issues" to come and talk to your "psychologists" and then get naked.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. djglover - Member

    a gym? Who meets women at a gym. Haven't been a member of one for a long time but at no point would it have felt right to go up to some random boiler on a treadmill and start chatting her up.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. TheYeti - Member

    The gym - some folk can do it, others just can't. You have to either have good technique or very good looks to pull off approaching people while they are busily occupied in an essentially "isolationist" fitness persuit I vote "no" to the gym.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. CaptainFlashheart - Member

    Either the friends of friends option or the get a hobby option are the best, I would say. Just don't sh1t too close to your own nest in the first option...!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. WorldClassAccident - Member

    Climbing tends to be male dominated too. And the women who climb tend to be stronger than you which can be embarressing.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. conkerman - Member

    Go ice skating and feel up chicks as you try to stop yourself from falling over

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. aleigh - Member

    Rich - meeting people online is NOT the way to go.....trust me

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. TheYeti - Member

    Climbing tends to be male dominated too. And the women who climb tend to be stronger than you which can be embarressing.

    The ratio of females to males is significantly higher in climbing than in mountain biking, particularly at climbing walls, about 30% versus say 10% in MTBing. That was my point.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. WorldClassAccident - Member

    I have heard aleigh is young, fit and single

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. conkerman - Member

    A more serious answer is all of them. Just have fun, make friends and hopefully get laid.

    I am considering hiring out my 18 month old son to mates to fo the supermarket as he is an utter chick magnet!

    If you hav e friends with small kids, take them the supermarket and say you are taking them out to let mum and dad have a bit of quality time together Genius!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    Well the gym worked well enough for me. I ended up marrying her!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. chakaping - Member

    Get a dog.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. mrsflash - Member

    a gym? Who meets women at a gym.

    Houns??

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. ziggy - Member

    I thought you only took kids to a supermarket to shout at them?

    Stay away from the internet fruitcakes, whilst I got laid a few times that way all of them had issues, one wanted kids immediately, the other would text a million times a day and then go nuts if I didn't respond, another was married etc etc.

    Don't ask me why but women can smell a single man from many paces, when you're with someone you usually have to beat them off with a stick. Go figure.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. DezB - Member

    1.Get a job in a big company (with lots of temps)
    2.Internet dating definitely works for some people.
    3.Go clubbing

    Posted 3 years ago #
  31. epicyclo - Member

    Get your mates to put it about that you're actually a secret millionaire...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  32. RudeBoy - Blocked

    Thought you were married, Rich?

    Join a church group...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  33. DezB - Member

    4.Don't bother

    Posted 3 years ago #
  34. IHN - Member

    I have heard aleigh is young, fit and single

    You heard wrong.

    I'm kidding, I'm kidding. She is single

    Posted 3 years ago #
  35. WorldClassAccident - Member

    IHN - well 1 out of three isn't too bad.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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