molgrips - Member
So let me get this straight - something has soul if it's crap, right?
yes, exactly!
well, sort of.
not crap as such, but flawed. like my old mini that would only start if i pressed the accelerator at just the right moment after turning the ignition. or the tv that would only work if i slapped it in just the right place.
something that only works because you know how it likes to be slapped.
Mini's (as a group) have soul because we all have a memory associated with them - your first car, your friends first car, the first time you drove alone, the first time yor friend drove somewhere without a parent or driving instructor, etc.
my mini had a soul because only i could make her start. my dad used to try, but his timing was always off. he had to back her off the drive before he could get his audi out of the garage - but he didn't know how she liked it - so she wouldn't start, so he'd wake me up 2 hours before i had to go to college, so i'd get up, and fire her up first time in my pants, and then take her for a noisy thrash to staverton and back (in my pants) - cos i knew she'd complain later if i started her cold and stopped her before she had time to warm up.
even my dad loved her - he said she smelled just like his first car, and he wanted to make her happy.
my mini was an unreliable rusty heap of shit, i got my first xxxx xxb* in her, and i loved both of them.
happy days.
(*comet hally bop overhead)