http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

If I only had hair…..

On the subject of hair.

If you stand on Donald Trump’s shoe, his toupee flips up like a pedal bin lid.

…and if you touch his barnet his shoes curl up.

Kim himself has most recently been seen sporting longer hair on top with a center parting and his head completely shaved at the sides,

Sounds familiar:

thats one very f****** up country

1984 – still going strong 30 years later.

^ that

Is anyone else really hoping The Dear Mental nutcase Leader styles his coiff thusly, forcing an entire nation to follow suit?

Functional, utilitarian, low-maintenance and utterly f*****g ridiculous. What a dick…

BUT if one could get a license for boiler-suit blue ear muffs there maybe money in the game. An entire population with freezing cold lug-holes, what an opportunity. I know, I’m a bourgeois capitalist pig who defiles the name of socialism hey ho.

Most of the yobs I see on my local bus have a similar hairstyle – the general look is a bald person with a beefburger patty balanced on their heads.

you no like my hair?

Brilliant! – so now every man in North Korea will look like the slightly special bloke who does the washing up in your local Chinese restaurant!

It could be worse, his dad always looked like he had a black cat asleep on his head.

slowoldgit – Member

It could be worse, his dad always looked like he had a black cat asleep on his head.

That wasn’t a cat it was a Panther

Could have been worse.

I aiways thought it was a backup lunch

Whats that advert where three tough looking Asian dudes flap their Mohawk haircuts like wings? It’s driving me nuts…

BBC in “funnier than the Daily Mash” shocker…

torsoinalake

*applause*

derek_starship – Member
On the subject of hair.

If you stand on Donald Trump’s shoe, his toupee flips up like a pedal bin lid.

This is my fave image of the Trump, whoever did this was utterly inspired.

Are beards allowed?

They would struggle to give me that haircut.

I think he might be a John Newman fan?

Or is John Newman a Kin Jong-un fan?