WTF.
Pizza Hut’s cheeseburger crust pizza.

Dirty.

I’m on nights which means I’m craving junk food and sweet stuff, that looks very good.

Words fail me.

Is this a real thing?

That looks very very wrong, how many is that meant to feed?

Do you lot really “lust” after this? – looks like greasy stodge to me, heart attack waiting to happen

As real as the hotdog stuffed crust that Dominos are offering. Chunder inducing. 🙂

* makes reservation 😆

Is this a real thing?

*crosses everything that it’s possible to cross*

Please let it be so….

Grim. It’s on the same lines as that pizza they advertise with a meat slurry tube in the crust.

What is wrong with people?

It’s a real thing. I walk past a pizza hut on the way home and was astounded by that.

Do pizzza hut deliver to Vienna? I want one now

with a meat slurry tube in the crust.

Genius.

Awesome!

Well I’d eat it. And probably feel terrible about it for the next few days.

I’ve just finish the road season with an emphatic ride.

I have a half price voucher for a large Papa Johns Carribean Hot pizza, which was to be my celebration.

However….

Hoping this is still on during half term so I can ‘treat’ the Mrs. I know I’ll hate myself afterwards but I love grotty fast food like this.

Omnomnomnom.

Just re-read that. I’m off work at half term because the kids are off, the Mrs isn’t still at school 😕

Nearly 3000 calories! (The Mirror content)

It’s a real thing.

It’s no different to having beef on your pizza, it’s just put together in clumps around the outside.

Had one of these the a week or two back. Really not very good. The burgers are average them selves and don’t integrate with the rest of the pizza at all. Not worth your money.

Looks like a cross between this:

and this:

Like the idea, but not sure about Pizza Hut’s experience with burgers. Might be worth doing a bit of experimenting at home?

Edit:
whatnobeer has confirmed it: burgers aren’t good enough quality.

now you’ve made me hungry. Im off to the freezer to grab a pizza.

Like the idea, but not sure about Pizza Hut’s experience with burgers. Might be worth doing a bit of experimenting at home?

*raises hand*

Willing guinea pig here…..

Whatever you do don’t turn your back on it.

a waste of topping space,a couple of bigtasty’s stuffed in then folded over mmmmmmmm

Are those burgers or faggots that have been steam rolled ? Not sure about the jellied snakes pick n mix topping either ?

It looks like a portal into hell. But I’d still eat it. MMMM, cthulhuicious.

Looks like a pavement pizza

Are those burgers or faggots that have been steam rolled ?

This is my new favourite STW sentence of all time.

So you rip out the burger, put some wedges on top and top it with garlic bread. I’m in!

Marketing genius.

I remember years ago finding the perfect late-night drunken food. The pizza shop in Sleaford did kebab meat pizzas. How awesome was that? Both the major late-night food groups in one tremendous greasy wheel of wonderfulness. They were very very good indeed.

There are some miserable puritanical barstewards on this thread.

Ever had a doner pie? Turkish and scottish people should never have been allowed to mingle.

An abortion on a plate, but no less appealing than their usual offerings.

Edit – Pizza Hut I mean, not Turks or Scots!.

Doner pizzas are superb but only for rare occasions.

One of the takeaway places in St Andrews does something called the Turkish Burger. Oh my. 2 burgers plus a huge portion of doner meat, salad, garlic and chili sauce. It is an incredible thing.

The pizza shop in Sleaford did kebab meat pizzas. How awesome was that?

In Accy’s town centre, every other shop that isn’t a pub or a pound shop is a kebabbery cum pizza shop of varying reputation(*).

They’re pretty much all out of the same mould. Asian-run; halal menu (so their ‘ham’ is turkey and food colouring); and will gladly serve their masterly culinary fusions as kebab pizzas, chips and donnor meat (plenty of chilli sauce, no salad please mate), and so on to the perpetually Stella’ed. It’s very common here.

(* – there’s two words in that sentence which probably shouldn’t be juxtaposed, but thinking about it probably isn’t wholly inaccurate.)

2 burgers plus a huge portion of doner meat, salad, garlic and chili sauce. It is an incredible thing.

After a long ride last winter I discovered that one of the takeaways in heaton does donner parmos – basically a normal parmo which added donner meat.

Beign a southener, I just had to google Parmo…Oh yes.