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look what I've just found behind a really thin false wall in my cellar!
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The STW Singletons' ride at Swinley next month is bit short of female attendees and rather over-subscribed with
desperateenthusiastic males.So, could you ask your new housemate if she's single?
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I once went out with a girl who looked like that. Is it an Afghan Hound or a sheep?
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Sell it to Hora.
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Zip tie it to your handlebars fella!...used to be a mad DJ in Cardiff called lizard who had a longhorn skull on the bars of his chop...sure it could catch on!
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Thats cool..wouldnt want it in my house though.
I would take it up north to the isle o skye and give it back to the wickerman. Sure he could sacrafice some buxxom lady on its return.Posted 2 years ago # -
Northwind - Member
"what the hell should I do with it?!?!? "
Well, after you have it exorcised you can do whatever you want with it.
Yes what he said!
A brisk walk round the local park will tire it out and it won't kill you whole family (straight away)
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If you have small children, it'd make an ideal post-Santa good behaviour incentive.
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it appears to have disappeared, i can't see it
[EDIT] scratch that i can see it now
but still
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Has it eaten him yet?
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Have you made soup out of it yet?
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ehm can I have it back please,I have no idea what my wife is doing inside your walls
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Best thread in ages!!
If I found that in my walls, I would quickly brick it back up.
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You're not living in Fred West's, Welsh Cousin, Sean's old house are you?
If so, it might have been owned previously by siad Taff, an infamous Welsh hill farmer with too many offspring (he married his sister Baaaabs, don't you know) and this is what they did when they ran out of space under the back porch.Posted 2 years ago # -
After casting my eyes upon it's image and uttering a profanity, I woke up this morning and have genuinely lost my voice, other than a bit of a squeak. Has anyone else experienced anything?
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And i thought Tinker Juarez had retired
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MrNutt yesterday:
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You need to get some straighters on it,permed hair is just so 80,s.
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My computer at work is rubbish and can't see the picture...RUBBISH. What is it???
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he found osama bin laden... about time too, look s a bit worse for wear though!
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You need to get some straighters on it
It does resemble some kind of demonic L'Oréal advert.
"Because your soul is worth it..."
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Give it to the church to hang alognside the Turin shroud and get History channel to make a documentary about it.
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I would
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At halloween you can use it like this:
Or maybe even this:
The kids will love it. Mwahahahaghaa
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Serving suggestion for soupy sheep head matter...
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Actually, you could try and revive it using offal from the butchers and some electricity from the mains.
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found this in a museum in peru;
pre-incan child mummy/skeleton whose head has been bound when growing to give him a giegeresque noggin
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Great thread.
I must remember, before I have to move out of my house, to post a picture of the wierd black rubber amalgam of hot-water bottle and giant cock that I found while clearing up my shed...
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Why does my work internet not let me see pictures!!! The suspense till I get home....
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DT78 - Member
Why does my work internet not let me see pictures!!! The suspense till I get home....+1.
I don't normally use the internet in the house - looks like I'm logging on tonight.
Do I need to tell my wife I'm looking at dodgy sites though?
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satsoma - Member
My computer at work is rubbish and can't see the picture...RUBBISH. What is it???
LOL! poor basket!
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A distant ancestor of Mint Sauce prehaps?...
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That is, well disturbing.
Maybe its a unicorn (which would explain the hole).
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i'd leave it alone, put the wall back up and put the house up for sale A.S.A.P!
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Put a dress on it, and take it round your local park in a wicker wheelchair.
please don't - you'll give my girls nightmares......and me!
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