Following his latest attempt to introduce a mansion tax, Vince Unable will announce a new range of lib dem (sic) policies to deal with other, outrageous, outward signs of success in the uk economy.
All owners of FS Mtb will face a levy of 1% of the face value of their bike over and above the threshold value of an on-one steel hard tail and a 2% levy on any fuel used to travel to their nearest trail centre. Dunce Cable said, "it is perverse in the current climate that a few people can enjoy the privileges that FS provide while others are forced to endure riding on HTS. We must eradicate this injustice and move to a fairer society."
Meanwhile David Milibands has announced his shock decision to join the Tory party, sorry a private equity company, described by his brother a "predatory" 
move.
