Why the f*** DO they Insist on HavIng stuff in stock? I Meen I want CRC LEvels of "Stock Due Next Week", and Iw ant to be charged £4 for the privelage of HAVING to go to an industrial estate in the MIDDLE of NOWHERE 4 days after I needed the PART to pick it UP.
Why is there always a friendly cheery chap HAPPY to sell STUFF from the workshop at WORKKSHOP prices (eg normal 99p gear cables rather than £5 super dooper PTFE coated stainless ones) and as for PhONEING arround to see if anyones out rIDING tonight for me to tag allong with, it's just not on!
I demand some card fraud, postage charges, lying from cusomer services, my query to be passed ontot he warrenty department, bearings to fail and gratuitous octoporn stuff not in stock and I want it delivered in 4 days when the good weathers finished and I can no longer be asred to go ride.
They've even got the cheek not to give me haribo thus ensuring I stay thin.
The f***ing cheek of it.
