I have no intention of telling these to my 5 year old when I pick him up from school!

what’s the difference between jam and penut butter?

(you can google the answer to that one tbh, I don’t fancy a ban)

what do you call a rabbit with a bent willy?

*cfouucgkh*’s funny

3 pregnant women sitting in the doctors waiting for there monthly check up

1 red head
1 brunette
1 blonde

red head turns to the other two and says… “i heard that if the women goes on top the baby will be a boy so i went on top as we wanted a boy”

Brunette then says…” yeah we heard that too so i went on the bottom as we wanted a little girl”

Blonde then turns round…Holy crap does that mean i’m going to have puppies!!!!!

what’s the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds.?

How many caring, honest, dependable men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them…..