Who has got a good job title on their business card?
The default at the new company is Managing Consultant but we can pick our own (within reason).
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"The Man"
"The Seer"
"The Brains"
"The Brawn"
Oh, mine's just boring old "IT Manager"
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I'm a Retail Crime Coordinator
sounds like I'm a petty crime kingpin when it's quite the opposite.
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Retail Crime Coordinator
Floor walker/security guard?
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Race Promoter
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When I was at the Ordnance Survey during my student placement my payslip used to read 'Nick Clark - Casual Stud' which was quite good.
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Nah I'm in charge of the city wide business crime unit- Police, council, trading standards, ASBO teams.. the lot.
If it happens to a business, be it fraud, criminal damage, theft break in etc than it lands on my desk to sort. I was even on radio five the other day!
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sand control engineer - didnt mean much to me when i started - starting to "understand" it now !
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i know someone who was a "domestic violence coordinator", she spent all day finding men who were willing to beat up their wives.
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Business card? What's one of those then?
If I had one it would probably say Senior Analyst/Programmer. Bit dull really
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2nd Assistant to the Deputy Sub-Janitor
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My father in law used to be a 'Small Works Supervisor' for a large construction company & this title was emblazoned on the side of the van he had
The fact that he's only 5'2" made me chucklePosted 1 year ago # -
Legal Counsel.
Which is odd, as counsel means lawyer, so including "legal" is just a tautology. I am often referred to by (non-lawyer) colleagues as "council".
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I know a chap who does motivational stuff for big companies and his title is 'Director of Imagineering', and his business partner is 'Director of Impossibility'.
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My gaffer put the letters "HNC" after his name.
I think I visibly cringed when he first showed them to me
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Chap sat opposite me refers to himself as Highway Tsar. I don't think it's on his business card though.
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I am often referred to by (non-lawyer) colleagues as "council".
Not the worst thing a lawyer's ever been called
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a mate of mine was working on a roadwork team a few years back and his job title was 'wet end relief'
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It always makes me smile when a Management Information Services Manager has MIS Manager written on his or her card.
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john_drummer - Member
Business card? What's one of those then?If I had one it would probably say Senior Analyst/Programmer. Bit dull really
Yup that's the one. Senior Software Engineer. Yawn
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I was also Principle Software Technologist once but they refused my request for Conceptual Engineer
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I don't have business cards. I prefer to remain a man of mystery rather than someone with three or four methods of contact.
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A fried is a Knowledge Engineer.
Actually, he's a scientist. But everyone's got an "ology" these days....
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1. Senior Project Manager
2. Freelance WriterPosted 1 year ago #
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