Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old
red Massey Ferguson tractor /farming machine.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first his right welly boot, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat
cap onto a pile of hay.
"What the hell are you doing Mick?" says Paddy
"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the life out of me,' says an
obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some
trouble lately in the bedroom department, the therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor".
