Got home to find a note from Strathclyde polis asking me to contact the minor panic while i went through my journey through their areas of jurisdiction and couldn't come up with anything. So called them expecting a proper telling off..............and ended up helping with their enquiries into a Glasgow murder.
Who's the daddy!!!!!
Your mixing with the wrong type! Was it that chap called "the gerbil"
Asda can be a dangerous place.
helping with their enquiries
Is that how they always refer to all potential suspects?
and they'll be assisting you down the stairs as a part of their enquiries?
Got home to find a note from Strathclyde polis asking me to contact the minor panic while i went through my journey through their areas of jurisdiction and couldn't come up with anything.
You should be sentenced for that sentence to be honest. I was trying to work out who the minor panic were for a few minutes.
When they send you down can i have your marmotte jersey? 
I am minor panic and so is my wife
You may need to be proper 'ard once the death threats come in!
I know first sentence is a shocker.
I'm keeping the marmotte jersey need someone to smuggle a bike and turbo in.
Apparently it's my car that's the suspect, although to be honest it's a terrible shot with a hand gun.
Lol at the thought of an STWer inside. In all those movies the hard man is doing pull-ups in his cell, this time it'd be endless hours spinning on a turbo. So he can be released and exact his revenge.. at the Gorrick spring series!
Screws v's cons spinning.
Think The Mean Machine but on fixed bikes.
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