She’s wearing your Nans curtains.

she’s luverly

Nah mate.

Nah..a long way down my list.

Should the opportunity ever present itself, I have permission to indulge in carnal relations with three women (and this works the other way round for PMistressJ).

Currently these are:
– Dido
– Claire Danes
– Rebecca Keatley

For someone with a preference for busty blondes, this list confuses me too. But there you go – you can’t help who you fall in love with.

Dido
– Claire Danes
– Rebecca Keatley

Mmmmm, Claire Danes…

Wow no handwringng comments yet….

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Dido.

You are dead inside.

Dido.

You are dead inside.

😆

But there you go – you can’t help who you fall in love with.

… there’s got to be a line though

Pimpmaster Jazz – Member

Should the opportunity ever present itself, I have permission to indulge in carnal relations with three women (and this works the other way round for PMistressJ).

Currently these are:
– Dido
– Claire Danes
– Rebecca Keatley

For someone with a preference for busty blondes, this list confuses me too. But there you go – you can’t help who you fall in love with. Is your list laminated?

Lucy Verasamy

Homeland has ruined Clare Danes for me, where she has two faces “really constipated and almost crying” or “really constipated with lip quivering so much she could keep a football up”!!

I’m in love with Christina Hendricks!!!

I have permission to indulge in carnal relations with three women (and this works the other way round for PMistressJ).

For balance, you need to share your OH’s list of women.

Dido.
You are dead inside.

You’ve missed a letter out there, matey.

I’m in love with Christina Hendricks!!!

She’s hardly what you’d class as plain or ordinary though. Stunning redhead who looks like she’s kidnapped Right Said Fred.

Lena Dunham
Megan Mullally
Lydia Rose Bewley

Law of averages means I must end up with one of them?

Broad City? Best thing on telly at one point.

Oh and

Stunning redhead who looks like she’s kidnapped Right Said Fred.

😆

😆 😆 yeah that’s three lols, count ’em. Is that an old one? Whatever, I’m having it…

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/ ??

Broad City?

First series was great! Last not so… So why is it mentioned in this thread… surely not… ?? 😯

Next it’ll be Laura off Drifters 😆

Middle was the best. If we’re talking unlikely crushes I’m no longer in a place where I can discriminate. Not that I ever was.

Foul, needs a good wash.

well its good that everyone has different tastes otherwise the world would be a dull place and ugly gits like me would never get any action….

but stuff me, she has a face like a hat full of monkey bums and is the same shape as berk

she has a face like a hat full of monkey bums and is the same shape as berk

Nonetheless, as far as the OP is concerned, he just wants to hear her say those magic words.

“It’s bonking time!”

She looks a bit like a shorter, angrier version of Miranda Hart.

She’s no Sandi Toksvig, that’s for sure.

For balance, you need to share your OH’s list of women.

I believe Richard Armitage, in The Hobbit, is one.

She’s no Sandi Toksvig, that’s for sure
😆

I’ve never seen her before, but I think I’m onboard (so to speak)

Suprised no one’s mentioned Gemma Whelan.

Claire Danes

Katee Sackhoff without tonnes of makeup

I have a thing for batfuck insane blondes.