Bunnyhop – Member

Donkey – Small, strong as an ox, cute, furry and easy to keep. I'll have 2 please.

Bigamy? You make me sick Bunnyhop.

A skate. Damn good in the sack so I am told by a fisherman I know.

Llama's are too big and smelly.

Alpaca all the way.

Yay – welcome back Torminalis 🙂

Bunnyhop – Member
A donkey – draw your own conclusions.

Wipes coffee off keyboard, screen, window and apprentice. nbt not packing much in the Porridge Gun stakes?

Back to the OP. A bonobo. More niche than a chimp and with a lower bite strength.

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Darn Flickr. 🙁

What do I do please?

cinnamon_girl – Member

Darn Flickr.

What do I do please?

See here and the post below

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whats-up-with-flickr#post-1686486

Honey Badger. Female, of course.

Thanks very much chaps. Obviously missed that thread!

i once came across an ocelot and liked the cut of it's jib

but would risk drowning for a petite porpoise

Llamas are out, I'm told they spit rather than swallow.

Maybe a Rhino would give me the horn?

Lolzord. My (human) wife is giving me the stink-eye for my idiotic sniggering.

My first thought was a sleek, characterful alpaca. Or perchance a feisty kangaroo.

a limb regenerating tasty meat unicorn!!!

Actually, I've concluded on a lyger, cos they're huge bitches. Total trophy wife. People would look as we walked along the street hand in paw, popping into superdrug to get the latest garnier tinted eye roller and think "not only is that guy dressed very well, but that's some hot lyger he's managed to pull. A proper lilf!"

No need.

Delete please.

Too far 😥