Kerry’s Westminster Minge Binge Survive-athon.
A number of senior tory politicians have to take it in turns to live with Kerry Katona for a week.
They have to match her drink for drink, and line for line, in Warrington town centre pubs on a succession of mental alcopop fuelled nights out. during which they must cope with her violent, drug-induced, physchotic mood swings, while submitting to her unreasonable sexual demands.
Interspersed with fights with ex boyfriends outside kebab houses, threesomes with a scouse bird called Sharone and ingesting industrial quantities of methadrone while the bailiffs repossess the furniture