at some Bont shoes at Merlin with my wife. She bought me this!

My wife is MINT!

What shoes did you get?

Your wife is having an affair, she is just trying to make herself feel better about it.

Your wife is lovely isn’t she 😉

Nevermind. At least you’ve got some shoes…

She’s turned you into a roadie?

I went to Merlin earlier and the new showroom is great , much better for browsing , didnt come out with a new bike though unfortunately

Does she have an equally awesome single sister/friend/mother?

(Have you checked the car for dents?)

If she was really nice it would have come with suspension and pedals 🙂

Why do thinks like this never happen to me??? 🙄

Your wife is having an affair, she is just trying to make herself feel better about it.

Am I the only one who wouldn’t be arsed if she was? 🙂

Sleep with one eye open!

That is the ugliest bike I have ever seen, it’s an obvious message that she wants a divorce.

You have my condolences.

It’s a bit loud, but tis nice.
I hope she’s getting breakfast in bed in the morning…
Your a lucky man.

…a subtle ‘you need to lose weight’?

you gonna try some racing?

Shes feeling the guilt of blowing a massive amount of your cash in the local jewellers recently.

Can I borrow her?

Err, she bought me one as well.

Envy…..such an ugly emotion 🙂 xx

Can you get your wife to have a chat with mine. Email in profile etc. etc.

Race it every weekend from september to january and come home plastered in mud, and still see if she loves you 🙂

Awesome!
What will you get her in return?

Good effort, wives are brilliant sometimes. Lovely bike.

I had the older version…great bike,really capable…sold it to a mate and he still races it…

*skip to the end*

Any pictures of the shoes yet?

*Adds obvious*

Any pics of the wife?

Nice,disc ready too by the look of it.Hit her up for some fancy disc brakes when your pads have worn a little 😉