I used to work with a fella, he was about 6′ 6″, and his wife was out on a night out. He had a big box of crisps at the side of his chair, golden wonder c&o. The big boxes with the punch out hole at the front, I can’t remember, but they were either 24 or 48 packs.
Anyway, the big fella is sitting having a few tinnies, watching a movie, reaching down every now and again for some crisps.
Yes, you guessed it, he eventually reaches down and there is bu66er all in the box!. I’ve never met anyone who could eat like him, he wasn’t even what you would call ‘fat’ as well. Not yet, anyway.