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  • How many packets of crisps have you ever eaten in an afternoon?
  • binners
    Full Member

    A purely hypothetical question of course. For a Friday afternoon. More specifically, but purely hypothetically obviously; how many packets of cheese and onion Seabrook would you have to eat, virtually one after the other, to have you labeled a right fat greedy bastard?

    Hypothetically….

    psling
    Free Member

    So, how many have you got through this afternoon to bring on this guilty question 😯 ❓

    Hobster
    Free Member

    3 or possibly 4 dependent on whether they are consumed in a beer garden. Monster Munch however are into double figures.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    I did three in a row the other day when I forgot/couldn’t be arsed with getting lunch.

    But they were multipack bags so only 25g each.

    Walkers Prawn Cocktail FWIW

    Duggan
    Full Member

    I have a pretty naive crisp-related question.

    How bad is it to eat a packet of crisps every week day? I’m genuinely not sure but would like to know.

    I didn’t ever used to eat crisps at all due to having terrible skin as a teenager (*flounce*) but after eating a packet by chance I now have them for lunch at work every single day pretty much without fail.

    binners
    Full Member

    Erm… five 😳 I’m definitely into fat bastard territory, aren’t I?

    Rod
    Full Member

    Five

    IanMunro
    Free Member

    About 4, any more would put you into fat bastard territory.

    alexxx
    Free Member

    I hardly eat crisps much now if at all, but I do remember the golden days of walkers multipacks and eating near enough all the good flavours in a day (around 14 packs)

    WIN!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    5?

    that’s nearly one potatoes worth!

    kudos100
    Free Member

    I’ve done 8 easy. Then again I have the metabolism of a racehorse, so it doesn’t really have an effect. In a whole day I think I could do 20 quite comfortably.

    emsz
    Free Member

    how big are the packets?

    multi pack, your good, share size your a fat pig

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    You were in fat bastard territory before you started binners. Did you have a Buzzin Hornet between each one? Jesus, you must stink.

    derek_starship
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    I once ate nine maccy d cheeseburgers in one sitting. I was really pissed though.

    donsimon
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    Just the one, but they were 200g bags. 😳

    muddydwarf
    Free Member

    When i have a hangover i NEED a multipack of Square Crisps, followed by a grab bag of either pretzels or them stick things covered in brown sauce, plus a large bottle of pepsi.

    Yup, fat bastard 🙁

    LardLover
    Free Member

    Stopped after 10, all bunged in a bowl together, a right mix of chicken/bacon/beef. Only stopped as the multi-pack was empty 😳

    I wonder if that’s why my GP is now having difficulty getting my blood pressure back to normal? 😐

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    I used to work two half days every day with a thirty mile drive between
    dinner was either two zingers from the colonel or two big bags of those sensations crisps
    (at eighty-five obviously)

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    how many packets of cheese and onion Seabrook would you have to eat, virtually one after the other, to have you labeled a right fat greedy bastard?

    It’s a question that answers itself really, isn’t it? 😕

    Speshly since Seabrooks are only eaten by Northerners. And we all know what they’re like…. 😐

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgiDINcZ-q4[/video]

    E’ll eat yer pies, e’ll tell yer lies….

    derekrides
    Free Member

    Seabrook? WTF?

    Tyrells Thai Sweet Chilly every now and then, Walkers if Tyrells not available but only Thai Sweet Chilly.
    Occasionally a Roast Ox short issue concoction from an Asda multipack.

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Seabrook? WTF?

    Don’t; it’s all they get up there the poor sods, such is the deprivation. 😥

    Hohum
    Free Member

    emsz – Member
    how big are the packets?

    multi pack, your good, share size your a fat pig

    Ha, ha!

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    She’s right though!

    Oh, and Binners neglected to include the fact that it’s catering packs he’s on about…. 😯

    derekrides
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    Elfinsafety – Member
    Seabrook? WTF?
    Don’t; it’s all they get up there the poor sods, such is the deprivation.

    Do they still have the little blue bag with salt in it?

    How do you know all this? have you been oop there?

    And survived?

    flip
    Free Member

    97, yes really, Smokey Bacon too, so more like 234..

    FTW

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    BRILLIANT!

    I was the fat kid in school and then the council let Farmfoods open parallel to the gates….

    Those odd-value-priced-15-tiny-bags-for-pennies things? Hundreds got devoured.
    And i liked to drink the powder from Discos and smash Skips and Wotsits together.

    I’m yet to talk to a professional about my savoury afflicted adolescence.

    jumpupanddown
    Free Member

    a whole pub box of prawn

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    How do you know all this? have you been oop there?

    And survived?

    I have, yes. 😐 I felt it my duty as a citizen, to try to bring joy to the lives of those who dwell forever in despair and sorrow.

    Sadly such philanthropy did not come without great personal cost; I was left emotionally scarred, for there are things there which no mayn should ever be forced to witness.

    I mean, have you ever been to Warrington? Or Stoke, on a Friday Night? 😯

    You weren’t there, man, you woon’t understand…. 😥

    cheez0
    Free Member

    (sharing pack, but not really sharing!) Packet of doritos and a jar of dip during f1 qualifying..

    but then I am a granny ring user.

    derekrides
    Free Member

    Elfinsafety – Member

    I mean, have you ever been to Warrington? Or Stoke, on a Friday Night?

    No dude, bravery like that.. Humbling to interact.

    I did speak to one once, but didn’t understand what he said back, so smiled and left..

    druidh
    Free Member

    See, with all these different pack sizes, someone needs to come up with an arbitrary measure of crisp units so we can make a fair comparison. They could call it “The Potato”.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Like ‘a potato of crisps’.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Like ‘a potato of crisps’.

    druidh
    Free Member

    That’s two potatoes then?

    You greedy bastard!

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    perhaps they could adopt the “chin” – as in how many needed to add another one

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I did speak to one once, but didn’t understand what he said back, so smiled and left..

    Oh dear. Many of them do insist on speaking Northern, which makes life so difficult for us decent folk. 🙁

    snaps
    Free Member

    I thought this was going to be a Hora diet related thread.
    Does two tubes of Pringles whilst watching one Rugby match count?

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    Do they still have the little blue bag with salt in it?

    That was Smith’s not Seabrook.

    I ‘always’ remember ‘Seabrook’ because ‘they’ used ‘to’ ‘put’ ‘%#{]#^>~\’ apostrophes ‘around’ every other word.

    Hohum
    Free Member

    snaps – Member
    I thought this was going to be a Hora diet related thread.
    Does two tubes of Pringles whilst watching one Rugby match count?

    Pringles melt in your mouth and I reckon they also melt in your stomach and as a result have zero calorific value!

    So, by that logic you are okay 😉

    albertocuntador
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    What if you are a fat bastard before the multipack?

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