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  • Hippo: Nature's Wild Feast
  • Haze
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    Missed the start so help me settle an ‘argument’

    How did the Hippo die?

    meehaja
    Free Member

    taken out by an antelope whilst riding.

    john_drummer
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    it crossed Penistone Road in Shepley & got taken out by a “lion”

    1freezingpenguin
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    It was shot because it kept pestering a river boat.

    muppetWrangler
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    It was taking part in a “Why did the Hippo cross the road?” joke.

    iDave
    Free Member

    it failed to regenerate ATP

    STATO
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    It was a time travelling hippo, it died of boredom having watched a program about its own death.

    Haze
    Full Member

    It was shot because it kept pestering a river boat.

    Fnar.

    Cheers Penguin, although Stato’s answer also seems credible.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Was it wearing a helmet?

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Nom, nom, nom …

    Northwind
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    It choked on a marble.

    senorj
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    I had to laugh – the missus was having a late supper as the vulture
    stuck it’s head up the rhino’s anus. Ha.

    boltonjon
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    I really did look as though it had fallen out of a tree.

    The vulture / anus section was pretty rough!!

    iDave
    Free Member

    It wasn’t dead, it was resting

    smogmonster
    Full Member

    The hyena/liquid sh1te interface was pretty grim. Obviously it didnt give a hoot, but boy, i was glad i wasnt scoffing at the time.

    FB-ATB
    Full Member

    Please, if there is re-incarnation I don’t want to be a vulture!

    Or even a lion? King of the jungle and he’s nomming on hippo nob! Brings a whole new meaning to gay pride!

    cb
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    what channel please – this needs a watch!

    smogmonster
    Full Member

    C4 last night. It’ll be on 4OD i would imagine.

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