It can pretty much be taken for granted that Channel 4 will, at some point in the near future, make a fact based drama about the whole hacking scandal.

Its pretty much a given also that Michael Sheen would be in it, playing pretty much anybody he likes, although I’d like to see him play Robert Peston. Peston’s role would need beefing up a bit though.

So who would play what?

Starter for ten – Rebeckah Wade – Catherine Tate, complete with her catch phrase

Rebeckah Wade – Mick Hucknall

Sideshow Bob as Wade

Rebeckah Wade – Mick Hucknall

Ross Kemp to play Mick Hucknall playing Rebeckah Wade