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Greatest Headline ever?

23 posts & 20 voices | Started 1 year ago by alexpalacefan | Latest reply from bloodynora

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alexpalacefan - Member

I'll start with this from today's Guardian.

Got a better one?

APF

Posted 1 year ago #
druidh - Member

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MikeT-23 - Member

Although a Celtic fan, Druidh, that back page headline still cannae be bettered in my opinion.
However, I haven't seen any of today's papers yet, and was in that England place over the weekend, so missed Sunday's too.
Anything you would recommend I should see?

Posted 1 year ago #
SpokesCycles - Member

I was a big fan of

DO YOU KNOW THE TEA-TIME SEX BEAST?

in the Huddersfield Daily Examiner about 6 years ago.

Posted 1 year ago #
BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

Still a favourite

Posted 1 year ago #
Blackhound - Member

There was The Sun - George Michael 'Zip it up before you go go' after his incident from a few years ago that made me smile...

Posted 1 year ago #
hels - Member

The Onion

"Drugs Win Drugs War"

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j_me - Member

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alan-sierracycling - Member

I like this one "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" from a few years back.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Freddiehamster.jpg

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Elfinsafety - Member

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Elfinsafety - Member

Always liked this one:

Posted 1 year ago #
minichops - Member

The 'Daily Sport' had some classics:

'I've been stabbed, ah say i've been stabbed' - actor who played Fred Elliot attacked by his 'friend'

'Shoots you!' - Fashion designer Versace murdered (or was it just wounded?)

Posted 1 year ago #
scaredypants - Member

I quite liked captainflash's "KP Skips" on here from a while ago - and somebody mentioned "It's curtains for Karpets" in a roadie mag I think, though I never saw it myself

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Elfinsafety - Member

The Sunday Sport could always be relied upon to produce a good headline:

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Elfinsafety - Member

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skidartist - Member

On sacking his legal team during his swinger-club-slander case

"Tommy Sherridan drops his briefs"

Posted 1 year ago #
MartynS - Member

I always liked the headline in the Hull local paper around the 16th April 1912..

"Hull Man lost at sea"

he was of course on the Titanic.....

Posted 1 year ago #
Ewan - Member

Best headline ever.

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MrGreedy - Member

OK so it's not a proper headline but this made us chuckle on an MTB trip to Yorkshire (where else?)

17/11/2009 by markxknowles, on Flickr

Posted 1 year ago #
trickydisco - Member

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takisawa2 - Member

Trickydisco wins this. Superb.

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Andy_B - Member

"Elton Takes David Up The Aisle", The Sun, on the occasion of Elton John's civil partnership / marriage to David Furnish.

"Leeds Grammer School Drugs Problem", Yorkshire Evening Post - not just a headline but on the newsstands all over Leeds one afternoon.

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bloodynora - Member

Gotcha!

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