I won’t go into detail. Needless to say, its as boring, petty and small minded as all the other first world disputes on here. But my normally peace-loving and affable nature is being tried so much that I’m feeling the need for furious righteous vengeance as an alternative
The bit in bold is good.
But you need to follow it up with LOTS of detail. Mostly irrelevant.
Stuff about the neighbours weight, height, income, job, attractiveness of wife/husband etc.
And then a little bit about the actual issue, but you need to make it sound like it’s more than likely your fault, so everyone can point and laugh at you.
You know this stuff already. Come on, play the game.