New bike owners: here's a handy template for starting full-suss-vs-hardtail threads. Just cut and paste!
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I just went out on my new [FULL SUSS][HARDTAIL]*. Wow! I can't believe how [PLUSH][DIRECT] it feels compared to my old [HARDTAIL][FULL SUSS]. All the roots and drops and rock gardens that used to be so [CHALLENGING][EASY] to clear felt really [EASY][CHALLENGING] instead. It was so much more [FUN][FUN]!
It was loads faster going [DOWNHILL][UPHILL] and I don't think I was any slower on the [UPHILLS][DOWNHILLS]. I must be way more hardcore than anyone who still rides a [HARDTAIL][FULL SUSS] bike!
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