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Forum awards - nominations round

54 posts & 33 voices | Started 5 months ago by CharlieMungus | Latest reply from Houns

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CharlieMungus - Member

Ok, following the categories round

These are the categories

Funniest contributor
Most helpful contributor
Biggest troll
Wisest contributor
Biggest hitter
Most stupid contributor
Prick of the year
Biggest attention whore
most argumentative
grumpy award
most mechanically cack handed award
Most impotent flounce
Most valuable member
Most out of step with STW opinion
Hottest STWer

Those are the categories.

This is the nominations round
Once we have nomnations we can have the voting round. So if your candidate has already been puyt forward for your chosen category you can leave them

Posted 5 months ago #
Vortexracing - Member

pulls up Chair and opens my 3 for £4 beers.

Posted 5 months ago #
don simon - Member

pulls up Chair and opens my 3 for £4 beers.

You're a classy chick, aren't you?

Posted 5 months ago #
outraged - Member

Funniest contributor Jamie
Most helpful contributor The guy that made the big balance bike
Biggest troll Bullheart. He needs to get over his petty feud with Mark and grow up
Wisest contributor N/A
Biggest hitter Anyone angling for this accolade is a ****
Most stupid contributor CFH or Hora
Prick of the year Hora. He jumps on classified ads like he's Magnum, but he's a prick.
Biggest attention whore TSY and the rest. We get it, you have the internet now. Bravo.
most argumentative Gotta be TJ. Sometime he talks sense, but I am sick of hearing the word 'piffle' and 'tosh'
grumpy award Bullheart. See above.
most mechanically cack handed award All of you. You are whiny pricks on an internet forum.
Most impotent flounce Sue W. How I laughed
Most valuable member N/A. It's a forum FFS. Get over yourselves.
Most out of step with STW opinion CharlieMungus
Hottest STWer Houns

Posted 5 months ago #
Junkyard - Member

looks for the Junkyard award that was proposed and flounces ..is this too feeble /late for impotent flounce award?

Funniest contributor - Harry the Spider - very few contributions but always funny
Most helpful contributor- On here that **** with the diet
Biggest troll- SBZ
Wisest contributor- Dr Cm
Biggest hitter- TSY
Most stupid contributor- TSY
Prick of the year- TSY
Biggest attention whore- TSY
most argumentative- TJ
grumpy award- Mark as he admits it
most mechanically cack handed award- ??
Most impotent flounce- Me
Most valuable member- ??
Most out of step with STW opinion- The mods?
Hottest STWer- Jedi

Posted 5 months ago #
M6TTF - Member

If you have the time and ability to put a name to all these categories then you spend far too much time on here!

Posted 5 months ago #
Vortexracing - Member

You're a classy chick, aren't you?

I like to use the term 'sofisticated' I am drinking it out of a glass and not necking it out't bottle after all

Posted 5 months ago #
chewkw - Member

No idea ...

Hang on ... TJ is funny if that helps?

Posted 5 months ago #
iDave - Member

what's a 'speach'?

Posted 5 months ago #
buttercup - Member

Funniest Contributor - GW
Hands down.

Posted 5 months ago #
Pigface - Member

After the day I have spent trying to sort out a doomed marriage (not mine) I need to vent, no offence meant

Funniest contributor DeadlyDarcy
Most helpful contributor Coast Kid
Biggest troll
Wisest contributor
Biggest hitter TSY
Most stupid contributor: TJ For not stepping away from the keyboard on so many occasions
Prick of the year Zokes
Biggest attention whore Cynic Al
most argumentative TJ, Elfin (dead heat)
grumpy award Ernie Lynch
most mechanically cack handed award Cynic Al
Most impotent flounce Surfmatt
Most valuable member ?????
Most out of step with STW opinion see the flounce award
Hottest STWer Sue W never seen a picture but she just seems nice.

Posted 5 months ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

Are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

Posted 5 months ago #
CharlieMungus - Member

The Southern Yeti - Member
Are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

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You might have no choice. But yes, you can

Posted 5 months ago #
baldSpot - Member

Are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

don't worry, sweetie, you've got "the biggest attention whore" in the bag

Posted 5 months ago #
CharlieMungus - Member

Should just clarify as some folks seem to have misunderstood, it's just a bit of fun.

Posted 5 months ago #
Pigface - Member

Posted 5 months ago #
bullheart - Member

outraged - Member
Funniest contributor Jamie
Most helpful contributor The guy that made the big balance bike
Biggest troll Bullheart. He needs to get over his petty feud with Mark and grow up
Wisest contributor N/A
Biggest hitter Anyone angling for this accolade is a ****
Most stupid contributor CFH or Hora
Prick of the year Hora. He jumps on classified ads like he's Magnum, but he's a prick.
Biggest attention whore TSY and the rest. We get it, you have the internet now. Bravo.
most argumentative Gotta be TJ. Sometime he talks sense, but I am sick of hearing the word 'piffle' and 'tosh'
grumpy award Bullheart. See above.
most mechanically cack handed award All of you. You are whiny pricks on an internet forum.
Most impotent flounce Sue W. How I laughed
Most valuable member N/A. It's a forum FFS. Get over yourselves.
Most out of step with STW opinion CharlieMungus
Hottest STWer Houns

Two awards?! Get in!

I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my agent, and finally Mark for being the inspiration behind my drive and determination. I wouldn't be here without you, honest...

You've only been here a couple of days Outraged - the speed in which you've worked the forum out is astonishing. It's almost as if you have some 'insider' knowledge; maybe a man on the inside...?

Posted 5 months ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

it's just a bit of fun

So there isn't actually going to be a ceremony?

Posted 5 months ago #
iDave - Member

i think it's being tagged onto SPOTY if there's enough time

Posted 5 months ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

I'll get back to my 'speach' then.

Posted 5 months ago #
Elfinsafety - Member

Two awards?! Get in!

I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my agent, and finally Mark for being the inspiration behind my drive and determination. I wouldn't be here without you, honest...

(Cackles with delight; jumps around room in spite of get mash up an ting pon 'im bottom)

Funniest contributor Elfinsafety
Most helpful contributor Elfinsafety
Biggest troll SBZ
Wisest contributor Elfinsafety
Biggest hitter Elfinsafety
Most stupid contributor Elfinsafety
Prick of the year Not very nice that, is it?
Biggest attention whore Elfinsafety
most argumentative Elfinsafety
grumpy award Binners after Man U's CL exit...
most mechanically cack handed award Bullheart can't even bring a spanner in case he gets a puncture what a tit
Most impotent flounce tankslapper
Most valuable member Elfinsafety
Most out of step with STW opinion Elfinsafety
Hottest STWer Like, you even need to ask?

Posted 5 months ago #
pilgrim - Member

?

Posted 5 months ago #
don simon - Member

Funniest contributor One of the dudes from McFly
Most helpful contributor One of the dudes from McFly
Biggest troll One of the dudes from McFly
Wisest contributor One of the dudes from McFly
Biggest hitter One of the dudes from McFly
Most stupid contributor One of the dudes from McFly
Prick of the year One of the dudes from McFly
Biggest attention whore TSY
most argumentative One of the dudes from McFly
grumpy award One of the dudes from McFly
most mechanically cack handed award One of the dudes from McFly
Most impotent flounce One of the dudes from McFly
Most valuable member One of the dudes from McFly
Most out of step with STW opinion One of the dudes from McFly
Hottest STWer One of the dudes from McFly

i think it's being tagged onto SPOTY if there's enough time

I've heard that One of the dudes from McFly has been nominated for this.

Posted 5 months ago #
KINGTUT - Member

Outraged, I like the cut of your jib.

Posted 5 months ago #
Elfinsafety - Member

Outraged = someone who's bin banned recently?

A Mleher who was feeling lonely 'over there'?

Posted 5 months ago #
hora - Member

Outrage you were banned previously weren't you. You wear the smell of immaturity and fear of men.

Posted 5 months ago #
billyboy - Member

Simon F Barnes has to be somewhere up there with his...WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? IT'S ONLY A DOG!.....and his resultant ban from the site for a short period

AND

The deceased office jack russell himself, because they are always amazing characters....as long as the are not biting into MY ankle.

AND

Charlie The Bikemonger.....because he is the real thing and cannot be imitated.

Posted 5 months ago #
billyboy - Member

All the folk on here who post up possible solutions and answers when you post that you have a problem or querry.

BRILLIANT....Thanks to all of you

Posted 5 months ago #
maccruiskeen - Member

Outrage you were banned previously weren't you. You wear the smell of immaturity and fear of men.

Lynx?

Posted 5 months ago #
cynic-al - Member

Pigface - Member
most mechanically cack handed award Cynic Al

Erm...how so? I don't think you have a clue about my bikes.

Posted 5 months ago #
_tom_ - Member

Elfinsafety for all of them

Posted 5 months ago #
Pigface - Member

But happy to be the Attention Whore are we Cynic Al

All due to your brake caliper experiment you so thoughtfully put on here.

Posted 5 months ago #
cynic-al - Member

IDGAS if an internet stranger thinks I'm an attention whore...

You mean my disc mount that broke? Not sure how experimenting with DIY stuff that I accept has risks makes me cack-handed, but there you go.

Posted 5 months ago #
Kenny Senior - Member

You mean my disc mount that broke? Not sure how experimenting with DIY stuff that I accept has risks makes me cack-handed, but there you go.

Because it broke.

Posted 5 months ago #
ernie_lynch - Member

Ignoring all the negative awards, and all the others for that matter, I reckon the "wisest contributor" award has to go to crankboy. He doesn't post much but when he does it's invariably on stuff which he actually knows shitloads about. I always find his posts very interesting and obviously based on extensive knowledge. IMO STW is lucky to have access to his legal opinion. There are plenty of other "wise contributors", and even the not so "wise" have a positive and constructive effect. But I reckon crankboy deserves a mention.

Posted 5 months ago #