My colleagues are 13 and 22 years younger than me. They are talking about stuff that I have no understanding of (WTF is a Wagner?). The only thing that I want to talk about is how tired I am and that the cold makes my knees ache.
Should I check myself in at the abattoir?
i'm guessing wagner is something to do with xfactor, this is something i know due to harry hills tv burp not xfactor itself.
dont feel old, feel superior.
its the STW way.
WAGBO!
Singletrack should do some shirts with. "Feel superior, It's the STW way!" on them.
ECCLES!
I've no idea what's going on but I thought I'd join in.
I went to an Avenged Sevenfold/Stone Sour gig last week with 3 people who's combined age didn't exceed mine.
They didn't make a big deal out of it though so I tried not to complain it was all a bit loud.
He done that 'Ride of the Valkyries' didn't he? You know the tune they play when the choppers are coming in in Apocalypse now...
Dun, der, de, derrr, derr.
Dun, der, de, derrr, derr...
Here it is, proper nang choon...
wwaswas did it have a good beat to it.
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...
The smell, you know that freshly ground smell, the whole kitchen smelled like it.
Just do what I do when faced with the impertinence of youth.
Whatever they're talking about, just ignore them and loudly inform them that you still have all your own teeth and that you used to come here when it was all fields.
That'll earn their eternal respect
...smells like pwned
Some of it oldgit. The Stone Sour frontman was a complete potty mouth though. He started out saying we were all family and then called the audience 'm*therfeckers' for the rest of the evening - jolly confusing.
There were flames though which was a bit of a change from the last 'proper' gig I went to there which was The Jam's last concert.
That's not Stone Sour's gig, that's WCA's attempt at a wood burning sauna.
Harry, I might just help you out today by hanging out on your thread , things might go OT... keep up Harry. But it'll be good for you to experience the attention span of the mtv generation. I'm yoof, I'm with it, I'm hippity hop, see.
I found my first grey hair yesterday, I'm not talking about a light blonde strand, I mean a full on pigment free spider leg wirey whispy and wicked. I plucked it free, then found two more on the other side of my temple. Don't think I'd apprichiate paying to see a gig then being called a mofo by the very person I'd paid to see.
They were recording their 'tour video' that night and I wonder if he was putting on a special effort with the language for that.
You paid somebody good money to ruthlessly abuse you? Are you a Tory MP?
We're here to help Harry. What do you want to know about? Hair? Make up? Shoes? Front suss set up tips? LOL
Shoot me in the head.
You is well old, innit gramps.
like TSY i'm willing to help.
have you heard of the following:
facebook?
internet memes?
dubstep?
4chan?
twitter?
the Zeitgeist movement?
if not then i suggest you get googling.... have you heard of google?
i bet your of the age where you forward emails to all your friends and family aren't you..... *shudders*
My girlfriend has been doing some work with a family who have an autistic son. He has a charming trait of prefacing questions with "Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not saying you're old or anything but......."
Feeling your pain, Harry. I'm constantly depressed that most of my colleagues weren't born when I started working.
can't you make the youth feel inadequate with your tales of tequila fueled parties with models, far flung escapades, personal injuries and close scrapes with foreign forces of law and order? works for me...
facebook?
internet memes?
dubstep?
4chan?
twitter?
the Zeitgeist movement?
Isn't 4Chan Teletext for Channel 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4
Kidz <3 this shiz
tequila fueled parties with models, far flung escapades, personal injuries and close scrapes with foreign forces of law and order?
Funnily enough that used to be part of my job before the computer age came along and buggered it all up.
been feeling old because I don't get to go out and see my friends anymore, I don't go clubbing and i haven't been to a gig in ages. Anyway, went to a gig on saturday night. I can't drink anymore so all the drunk people made me cross, It was very loud and i got a headache and then because there was no where to sit, my back started to hurt and I was glad when it was 11 and we could all go home. I'm 28 for heavens sake! Its not meant to be like this!
fadda said
Feeling your pain, Harry. I'm constantly depressed that most of my colleagues weren't born when I started working
Me an mates are organising going to see the latest HP film. I was 9 when the first one came out. We were laughing about how time flies.
meehaja - I'm 31 you've just cheered me up. Fanks.
been feeling old because I don't get to go out and see my friends anymore, I don't go clubbing and i haven't been to a gig in ages. Anyway, went to a gig about 2 months ago. I can't drink anymore so all the drunk people made me cross, It was very loud and i got a headache and then because there was no where to sit, my back started to hurt and I was glad when it was 11 and we could all go home. I'm 26 for heavens sake! Its not meant to be like this!
fixed it so its representational of my exact experience.
i try and make up for it by snowboarding and riding my bike to the power of groovy. although now i've cut my dreadlocks off after 10 years nobody asks what extreme sports i do, so no opportunity to remind people i'm not as much of an old man as it would appear.
28? 31? What?!!! You're all a bunch of bloody whipper snappers!!! Pups I tells thee.
If you're feeling old already then you'll be doubly incontinent, senile and dribbling at 40
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